“i’m from SITIAWAN,Perak”
that’s what i answer whenever people in college ask me about where i was from.did you know i was born in KL?yeah.in fact,i only moved to sitiawan when i was roughly 3 years old.i thought that the fact that i was born in KL does not make me an original Sitiawan product,but i feel [...]
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24 Sep
parts made in KL,assembled in SITIAWAN
27 Dec
the boy who underwent self-inflicted mental torture (again) and steps he took to dampen the effect
my mum trapped me at home every night.i have a curfew.sigh.my holidays are not going as well as i have planned.i only met some of my friends after a WEEK back in sitiawan.argh!stupid final exams in january!damn you!holidays lost its holiness when you spent majority of it studying
anyway,here’s what i did to relieve stress
i went [...]
18 Dec
the boy who has found a way to look taller although in real life he is vertically challenged (SHORT!!!)
the SALSA of my college had organised “starry night” which is an annual dinner for students like me.for those not in the know,SALSA in this case,is not a type of latin dance,but is an abbreviation for School of A-Levels’ Students Association.really?hahaha.i have no idea on what SALSA means either although i got the first three [...]
13 Dec
the boy who is so hot that he could be a contributing factor to global warming
that was his reaction when he saw a figure walking in the hall……..
the people who witnessed it couldn’t believe their eyes.was it an optical illusion??
he thought that he has identified the being but he was so wrong when he classified the being.he should have added “hot” in front of “botakhead”.
hehe.i shaved my head.
i clearly remembered [...]
13 Sep
look ma!i’m on TV!!!again!
haha.i just found out about something.
aaron ezekiel edwards was one of 12 people shortlisted in his college for nivea’s ultimate prom nite king!he’s the one that i told you about,jueanne.the indian guy in penang.there’s a slight resemblance to christiano ronaldo here.hmmmm
guess who??ahahaha.she’s a former student of ACS sitiawan as well.she told me to keep you [...]
20 Aug
the boy that should not be left alone with homemade yogurt,oreos and durian especially when he’s stressed out after studying chemistry during most of his holidays
nope juanne,i haven’t started biology.it’s chemistry instead.despite the early start,i’m not sure whether i can do well for the next test let alone during the exams.my dad has told my mum to ensure that i study most of the day.thanks to her spy (my sis!!!),she knows whether i’ve been really studying or staring at the [...]
28 Jun
the boy who has a very cool name
What Sachin Khanecksha S/o Karunanithi Means
You are the total package – suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don’t always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don’t have as much going for them as you do.
You are usually [...]
26 Jun
the boy who got someone something which is one of its kind and learned a new skill to improve his arsenal of courting skills
yvonne’s birthday was on the 23rd of june but yuki decided to bring forward the celebration on the 21st instead.we went for dinner at Miss U Cafe.
i had garlic biscuits.don’t let looks deceive you.it looks like garlic bread but it tastes like garlic biscuits.ehehe
tomyam fried rice.it tastes much better than the one in my college.it’s [...]
like my buns??