“why do you want to join the club?” mr ravi asked again. “to serve the school” i answered.
the answer for that particular question is standardised. it’s like the answer of 1+1 (which is equal to 2). there is no other answer. why did i not join the club earlier? i did not have to go through the interview process before (thanks alvin but sadly i didn’t join). that was one of the dumbest things i did: delaying my Interact-ing days.
Installation night was one of the main events of the year. it’s equivalent to Prom but due to some teachers who are not so open-minded (girls will come to the prom wearing clothes that ‘tutup aurat’…what are we guys supposed to see?), our school could not organise it. i remembered the first IN i went. i was the MC with the beautiful Yvonne Har. this year, it’s all about Pres. Int. Jennifer Chen.
from “lil miss jennifer”, she turned to “miss j-chen”. with a makeover that will turn many heads, she is installed as the new President. yup, i pay the most attention to her ‘President’s time’ than any other president (who wants to look at a tall mutant who supports Liverpool??).
hahaha. like what mr HOT said: she has blossomed. i would like to put it as evolution. i look at my friends and found that many of them have evolved.
take for example: winnie har. from a childish girl, she has grown up physically and mentally (although i’m not sure of the mental part). FASHION TIP FROM WINNIE HAR: wanna look more mature?? get a SEXY guy to stand beside you during photo sessions.
yes, she was smoking. put me in a room with her in that dress for at least an hour and i’m sure i will drool. how not to? the black dress compliments her assets so well. i would kill to get a girl like her. sadly, the quest to become her number one man is equal to the probability of Malaysia qualifying for the World Cup: IMPOSSIBLE.
yvonne too has evolved. from a chubby (sorry for pointing out this) girl to a sexy vixen, her well-proportioned curves turn heads around.
evelyn, you are the sweetest girl i’ve met. she willingly bent herself lower just for me to have a photo with her. i am short and she’s the first (tall) girl to bend down for me (instead of me tip-toeing). love you lots. MUACKSSSS!!!
the night seems bright as first with “datuk Irajabathi” and his cute secretary greeting me. but when all seems well….
who needs SamyV (name has been changed to prevent me from going to jail…think who to blame for ‘bumbung bocor’ to guess) when you have the GREATEST IDIOT, Teoh Jacson in sitiawan. don’t be so kuai-lan with me. do you want to start a war you could not win? let me give you what’s coming. i am like Zeus and you are just a mortal Spartan. oh wait. he could not have the slightest idea of Greek Mythology. erm… you are like a small ant compared to my BIG, GAY HANDS and i WIPED out a colony of ants two years sgo with minimum difficulty (pity 3A1 students…evryday have to smell Ridsect and witness my brutal killings). not even the Har sisters combined with Pn.Hung can stop me. tell me, what are your chances??
after all my time as an interactor, Rtn Val Allan mistook me as a Muslim. “teacher, wait. let me introduce you to a very good muslim interactor (me) “. “sorry, sir. i’m not Muslim”. he was shocked and quickly apologised. then he continued talking to the new teacher advisor.
after the hard work, sweat and tears (not forgetting STATCH!!!), was it worth it? of course because i get to do what i wanted to do when i joined the club
i get to INTERACT with girls from other schools (thank you Ruth for obliging to my request..thank your friends as well)
muahahahaha…SERVICE ABOVE SELF.