botak bandits

hehe.. what do you get when you combine 8 crazy people having no idea how to celebrate one of them’s birthday??hmm..simple. you go to a barber and shave your head. that’s what we did for ian’s birthday. we look damn good that even people in my class are considering to shave. we are not idiots (by shaving our hair), we are the TRENDSETTERS. for more pictures, visit ian’s, chiaching’s and daryl’s page.

here’s how i look


ladies and gentlemen, that is yiwen by the way.hehe. do i really look like The Rock? well most people say i do. i  take it as a compliment. we look damn good that we could even appear in Prison Break. hahaha. well, that could never happen but maybe we could have a Malaysian version starring none other than…. THE BOTAK CREW!!!

prison_break_wideweb__470x31401.jpg prison break

ehem. from the creators of Project Runway Malaysia (copycats of Project Runway) and Fear Factor Malaysia (we copied that too), comes a series like no other


well, here’s the script (warning!! strictly not for readers aged/think like below 16 years old)

it starts when Datuk Seri S.Irajabathi is annoited as the new Works Minister (Menteri Kerja Raya). barely three months into the job, all the ‘bumbung bocor’ cases are solved, roads are built properly, the right people are getting the right tenders. it seems that he was the perfect man for the job until….

he was found dead at his living room in his home with a gunshot wound on his head


yup, it was on ntv7’s news. well, the killer was actually a Filipino contract worker.

unfortunately, the contract killer looks like me.

the_rock-01.jpgthe contract killer from the Philippines

hehe. i play Kelengyan Sacofield, an engineer working for Jabatan Kerja Raya. i work very closely with Datuk S. Irajabathi (deadatuk) before we had an argument. so i am the number one suspect in this case.


my character is of same importance as Michael Scofield as we are the smart ones. the only difference is i’m the one caught.


hehe. Ling Yiwen plays the heroine here,Yira Wencradi  (girl wish-20 was my first choice but everyone will know her identity if i post her picture so yiwen will do). she plays as deadatuk’s adopted daughter and she keeps a thumbdrive which contains videos of the bad guys’ evil deeds (but she doesn’t realise it).

my architect brother, Lohken Luhhows, is played by Lohchiaching. we don’t have the same surname as our mothers are different but our Y-chromosome came from the same semineferous tubule of one of our dad’s testicles (in the series). he wanted to be like Scofield: tattoo the blueprints of the prison on his body. sadly, instead of tattooing the blueprints of Pudu Jail, he tattooed the blueprints of Taiping Jail. now you know why i’m the smart one in the family.

we ended up in the same prison. i shared my cell with Ferianando Gohcre (ian goh), a guy who sells illegal N95’s to people. he was detained because he robbed a convenience store to buy an original version of N95 (issued by Zitron ok) for his fiancee. mana tau kena tangkap (kena report by his “cousin” Ah Gong).

i soon plan my escape route. the details are not given because it’s very complicated (i lazy to write everything…my show is not going to be produced also). after planning, i hooked up with 6 other inmates to escape: Haywire Yeak, a mentally ill inmate who memorises my plan to escape (no need to draw my plan…he can remember everything); Hoerace “Tweener” Chiong, the main guy of my plan (without his asshole, my plan will fail); Cheeodore “C-Bag” Bangzhing, a guy who kills with skills (but i’m scared he will sodomise me…detained for sexual assaults which lead to murder); John Chiahruzzi, a former mob boss whose partner, Andrew will drive our escape vehicle (a silver Toyota Estima); Benjakeat “Ang-gur” Anglin, a fanatic HBN-killer whose homemade bombs from tau-sa-piah and Carlsberg beer will destroy the gates (how he made the bombs is’s fiction).


my plan started when the gay prison guard was seduced by Tweener (he was forced). while humping Tweener away, his cell-mate Chiahruzzi took the keys and beat him senseless. Tweener was crying but he knew his @$$hole made the difference. without it, we won’t get the keys. after freeing the 8 of us, we followed my plan. we made our way in the prison without trouble as the guards were watching porn DVDs in the theatre room and busy “cleaning their pipes”. then Ang-gur blasted our way to freedom. luckily the theatre room is sound-proof and they could not listen to the explosion. they trusted Gayoslut Bellick,the gay guard to take care of the situation. Andrew fetched us to the secret hideout of the “Big Head Clan”, the mafia group run by Chiahruzzi.

when we reached there, we turned on the television.


damn it! we were the top news on ntv7’s news show.








the funny thing was the newscaster said,” these criminals are psychopaths because most of them were smiling when they took these photographs. that’s not normal. who smiles when they are going to jail?”


woops, my name in this series is Kelengyan Sacofield. i miscued. back to the story. we were damn scared as the top Unit Tindakan Khas officer, Tubak Maihoyeepork and Gayoslut Bellick joined forces and want our heads!!

suddenly, Haywire sensed the presence of someone at the door. could it be them??


turns out Chiahruzzi had a wig on to disguise himself. now we are ready to meet Yira Wencredi (except Tweener..he was just sodomised remember..he was depressed)



we somehow convinced him to follow us.

then we met Yira Wencradi. she brought the thumbdrive as well as 2 idiots (she did not realise that either). cut the long story short, we were captured and put back in jail.


now how?? we are caught again and Yira’s life is in danger. how to clear my name and get the bad guy? i really don’t know because it’s supposed to be the climax of the first season.hehe


in the second season, we will escape and we will get the bad guy. maybe we will also see Yira in a stunning black dress (if she’s alive in the second season). this is freaking lame.

*to ntv7: jangan sue saya, saya tak ada duit*

hehe. seriously.


17 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by peasizebrain on August 18, 2007 at 7:54 pm

    Sachin you are……… oh i mean Kelengyan Sacofield…
    … you are one heck of a…….
    ingenious bandit..
    p.s. that particular pict of chin wei (in “wig”).. I dunno why but i like it very much.. haha!

  2. Posted by Ian Goh on August 18, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    come on man..which pregramme did u use to edit your photos??come on man..i think the company tat produced the image editing programme should sue u man..

    you got a lot of time eh??

  3. Posted by Ian Goh on August 18, 2007 at 10:41 pm

    here is a good example of good editing..

    what do u think about my edited image?

  4. Posted by darylyeak on August 19, 2007 at 12:19 am

    WHAT!!!! HOW DID I BECOME THAT SICKO HAYWIRE!?!?!?!!? NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Posted by yiwen on August 19, 2007 at 2:52 am

    OMG CREATIVE SIA. THIS IS SO FUNNY!! LOL. the characters suit so well. ahhahaha

  6. Posted by winniehar on August 19, 2007 at 3:37 am

    sachin the man!!

  7. Posted by Ang-gur on August 19, 2007 at 4:07 am

    it’ll be nice if we make it into a real drama series..haha..gonna be better then the real prison break i think..oh yea..

  8. when are we gonna do our spoof version of heroes…

  9. soon alan soon!!

  10. sachin..great job man!!
    like it… wat miss tiff a.. haha!!

    hope TV will notice us and ask us to act in M’sia’s own edition of Prison Break… opps!! i mean our own edition.. haha!!

  11. you guys should seriously get a digital camera (or better yet, daryl’s handycam) and record these spoofs. all in the name of de-stressing before SPM, you know… I guaranty you’ll enjoy those videos especially in a few years time…

  12. Posted by chin wei on August 19, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    hahahahahaha…i cant stop laughing when i read tis post….u r so creative man sachin…lol………

  13. Posted by arronan on August 21, 2007 at 10:39 am

    damn u was so damn funny..haha..chee’s name was the best of the lot..haha..great job man..mayb u should consider moving 2 hollywood…haha..

  14. Posted by michelleyu on August 23, 2007 at 3:13 am

    this is so damm funny!good 1 sachin,*opps* i mean Kelengyan Sacofield!haha…this is so creative!
    yeah,it will be way better than prison break… XD
    i think you should consider to put yourself in the filming industry and becoume a *script writer* rather than into the medical industry and become a neurologist operating brains!

  15. Posted by junbiao on August 23, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    walau…damn funnny la…tis is he best blog i hav read la…walau..regret d…should have listened to ian n go have a shave too…walau…feel much better now..release sum pressure cause by exam…thx man sachin…

  16. jun biao-hehe..yala..if u shaved ur head then maybe u will
    be in this post…glad u liked it and you’re
    michelle-hehe..hmm..maybe i could be someone at Hollywood..

  17. Posted by Ruth on August 31, 2007 at 6:04 am

    wonder how long u took to photoshop all these pictures..haha!!i love the story-line..seriously!! XD

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