the boy who got himself a headband because his hair was too long and went out with his cousin to camwhore around.

air asia’s air stewardesses are freaking hot.the figure-hugging uniform compliments their hourglass body shape. i wonder what all the fuss made about their skirt is too short. duh, like la you can see their panties that easily. they are not that stupid. they wear black stockings you know. they cross their legs when they sit (learn to do that winnie…big girl edi loh). why no fuss made on MAS uniform? the slit is quite high what. maybe high slits on baju kebaya would not get any complaints from Kelantan MPs because most of them wear baju kebaya. not sure but our ministers are quite stupid anyways.

back to the flight. it was pleasant throughout. the only problem i had is the in-flight menu. a small packet of oreos (featured in my previous post) costs RM3. hey, i got 12 of them for RM6.95 and i brought all of them on the plane. i think the passengers would prefer to buy it from me for RM1.50. hey, i can still make money.

“would you like something,sir? oh, you want hot chocolate. hold on.”

wow, a hot lady making me a hot drink. the only ladies that made me hot drinks are my mum and my aunty. i feel blessed.

“that would be RM4”

“if i were to say you’re cute, could i have a discount?” nah, i didn’t say that. are you nuts? my mum was sitting right beside me. if she was not there, i would definitely pop the question. she was in a really bad mood. i had a fight with her before the flight.

mum: why are you bringing your facial cleanser? airport rules states that it is not allowed.

me: huh, that’s crap. its just a facial cleanser.

mum: it’s still the rules. leave it home.

me: screw the rules (i was pretty upset that time. it happens all the time after i wake up from sleep. it takes me an hour or more to be mentally stable to face the day. so winnie, don’t annoy me when i wake up. arguments are bad for relationships especially when kids are around.they’ll pick it up…hehe)

mum: oh, go college learn how to swear lah. know how to use bad words lah.

me: i know a long time ago. just that i never used it in front of you. it’s just a facial cleanser, not a BOMB. just let me bring it, okay??!!

hehe. silent treatment until we landed at the airport. guess who greeted me at the airport. my cousin, wilson. ahaha. i missed him actually. there was no one to play football with (PS…thrashing the computer in FIFA 08 is no fun now….thrashing someone else is better..haha). although we had a lot of issues previously, being away actually made those issues go away. haha. we make a pretty dynamic duo.

presenting: D-generation X.

d-generationx1.jpg

dx.jpghehe. look almost alike right??

hehe. we had lots of fun. caught up with each other, watched sweeney todd together (early contender for movie of the year…i’m a big fan of Tim Burton’s movies), do chores together (those chores are a pain in the @$$). it’s like we’re a gay couple

tv.jpg

hehe. it’s not his TV we’re watching. we’re camwhoring at SenQ (an electronics departmental store). haha. camwhoring is so damn hard. i wonder how does yiwen do it all the time and the pictures came out pretty nice. guess (lots of) practice makes perfect eh.

igallop.jpg

sorry la SenQ, i had oreos that day. i need to channel my hyperactive energy somewhere right?

bed.jpg

hehe. this is the furniture shop. that bed costs RM13000 minus the matress and pillows. cool huh? imagine yourself making love there and the stains stay there even after many washes.hmmm….13000 on bed; 18 on condoms; me laughing at the stains that stay forever on the bed, priceless. there are something that money can’t buy, for everything else, there is Master Card..haha.free advertisement for them.

 i thought i was halucinating when i saw him. the God of Fortune here?? he walk selamba only and every one that walked past buat tak tau only. later i heard an announcement: ” the god of fortune and the monkey king is here at Delta Mall. posing for pictures are free!!”. cheh, and i thought i had overdosed on oreos.

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me and my mum did what was expected: pose for pictures!

meandchaishenyeh.jpg like prize-giving ceromony only. haha

monkeyking.jpg don’t think i’m short ok. he has extensions. if you think he’s short………

mum.jpg my mum can only reach his waist.. ahaha

icefruits.jpg

its sui guo bing (fruits in ice/iced fruits/cold cuts/ tak tau la). kinda nice. makes a good desert.

one thing about being with my mum is she likes to nag. and again, my hair was the issue. what is wrong with keeping long hair. having long hair does not mean i smoke, take drugs, sleep around and any other bad things. why the fuss? but i agree, it is long and it runs down my forehead. it gets in the way when i’m shooting hoops. the solution….

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i got myself a headband. don’t call me cocky. the headband is not for style, it has a purpose: to keep my hair away from my forehead. if you wanna attack one who wears a headband, attack those botak-heads who wear them la. like rajon rondo (boston celtics) or bonzi wells (memphis grizzlies).

happy chinese new year to all my readers. hope you’ll be healthier and usher into the new year prosperous and successful

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15 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by eefaa noelle on February 6, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    you’re right.you grew.milk!!! hehee

  2. Posted by sasukekai on February 7, 2008 at 4:58 am

    whos the guy in the 5th picture tat cross his leg..it seems like he can cross his leg better than someone i know..haha
    anyway happy cny again…

  3. aoife- it still sucks..hehe

    alan-yup, he’s wilson’s brother. you’re right, he can cross his legs better than winnie

  4. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on February 7, 2008 at 10:35 am

    omg,that’s wilson’s bro??looks more gay than him la..!!(no hard feelings,juz telling the truth)
    ~don’t show bulu ketiak la 2 of u..it $tinks..!!and ur head band makes u look more like sissy la..lolz…better if u let those maggi/beehive/tornado hair of urs to hang in front…haha…
    happy CNY..!!

  5. Posted by freakke_aren on February 8, 2008 at 9:31 am

    dude..headband = 70’s gay nightclub singer…haha

  6. Posted by eefaa noelle on February 8, 2008 at 11:21 am

    aaron:ahhaaa. like the village people tht sang YMCA. hehee. this is rich, coming frm you.

  7. Posted by Ian Goh on February 8, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    BE BRAVE AND SHAVE………………….for the leukemia foundation…go to….i might just do it u know..hehe

    http://www.worldsgreatestshave.com/

  8. well that was a good post..haha..ur look bad with ur headband on(no hard feelings..just trying to be frank)..n i noticed 1 more thing..winnie has been always victimized in ur posts..haha..mayb u both hav got “chemistry” together..nice gay pics with wilson(haha..no offence)..last but not least HAPPY CNY 2 U N UR FLY..hehe

  9. Posted by dagreat on February 9, 2008 at 4:13 am

    wilson n u look so gay in dat DX pic..haha..happy CNY dude!!!

  10. ian- its in australia la…nvm…i might do it too

  11. Posted by sasukekai on February 10, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    i agree wit arronan la…one way or another she is always the victim…

  12. Posted by yvonnehar on February 11, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    gong xi fa chai!!!!!

  13. Posted by yvonnehar on February 11, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    i do cross my legs la..hahaha…
    hv i ever annoyed u when u juz woke up??or u mean i might hv the chance to do it in the future?n whose kids r u referring to??
    funny la..fight with ur mum over small issues..dun apply facials for few days wont cause big la..zzzz

  14. winnie-haha…ermmm…the kids are just my imagination

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