the boy who went to his former school with his friends whereby one of them told him that his cousin told his aunty, “Justin kor kor friend car POM!!!!”

it was prize-giving ceromony day at my school so i went there. i was in line to receive three prizes. one of them for my king scout. i don’t want to wear my uniform because i have follow a certain set of steps to receive any awards three freaking times. luckily justin decided for us to wear formal attire.

i went and met friends that i haven’t seen in a long time. the ever-beautiful yvonne har does not look like she went for NS training. she does not look tanned. j-cyn (who herself just got a bit darker) told me that she will in a few weeks time. chian woon also was not tanned. guess it’s hard for snow white to become snow brown, eh. jiayi wore a white dress which is one of the rarities of sitiawan and other classmates. notable absentee would be chiaching, chee, daryl, samuel and winnie as well as colin boo.

king scout batch 2007. the teachers have mixed reviews of my hair. Pn (maheran, yusnita,) said that my hair does not look good in the eyes of old people. Pn (siti hajar, rosma-“fly-fly”-wati and rosnah) said we (me, weijian,ian and ang) look like Fahrenheit (a chinese boy band i think). a teacher also asked me why i didn’t cut my hair. i justtold her my grandma just passed away and i’m not supposed to cut my hair for a certain period of time.hehe

another shot of us.

the contestants of “malaysia’s next top buttocks”. who has the nicest ass? do vote. ahahaha

i learnt a lesson: never give your children long names. my dad made the mistake and now my name is too long to be engraved on the plaque. it was also constantly mispelled. however, i’m proud of my unique name. anybody else has a name which its letters are longer than the alphabet?? (i have 27 letters in my name whereas the alphabet has 26!!!)

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“oi…in front got car!!!”

SCREEEEECHHHHHH!!!! BANGGGG!!!! POMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my dad and i met an accident. our car was immobilised/totalled/crushed. guess what? i’m not the driver. my dad was shocked. it was his first accident. it was raining.

if i were to say my dad has no skill, it would be a false statement. if he really had no skill, i won’t even be writing this post. heck, you might see me in a black plastic bag. so i thanked god for not taking our lives. we always complain that proton cars are soft; one punch and there would be a dent. luckily we were in my dad’s proton. the very-easily crushable front portion of the car increases the time of collision thus reducing the impulsive force which in turn had no effect on the passengers in the cabin. if we were in my honda (not so easily crushable) , i would be in the hospital.

we had to be towed. its funny how i asked my father if i could drive us back to kl and he refused. “dowan…we’ll reach home late if you drive”. well, he drived and we reached home after 6 and a half hours. who’s slower???

so people, no matter how skilled you are or how good is your car; drive slow in the rain.

this is a community message brought to you by the ministry of health and thr royal malaysian police;NOT!!!!!!!!

*i’ll be back after 2 weeks so no new material until after my trials*

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26 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Ian Goh on April 7, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    yo man………………………hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no comments wei….. thank god u and ur dad are alright……ahha…otherwise i can see 2 ‘moses tay-s’ !! wearing neck brace!haha

  2. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on April 7, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    HAha…wat madam Jo said??? luckily u r not the 1 driving la…if not i think it’ll be like a Gong Pian wei…!!kakaaka…juz glad that u were alright…if not we(Ian and I) will lost a very valuable bully victim…wakakakka..!!

    Oi,dont simply take praises la…Pn Rosmawati was actually directing those praises to ME only ok..!! Call urself Fahrenheit konon..come out with new name lA;like degree CeLCIUS ke…Perasan Banyak,Rambut dah lah Maggi…
    hahaha,juz crapping dude,anyway,ur hair looks good and looks like TEMENGGUNG JUGAH…. any Supporters?????

  3. Posted by ivyhar on April 8, 2008 at 6:39 am

    phew.. thank god for not taking u away..haha

  4. Posted by Ian Goh on April 8, 2008 at 7:32 am

    hahaha…..wat happenend la? how did ur dad banged into the car in front la?? i bet his was talking to u…UR FAULT la…distrated ur dad…sachin’s hair is like my roommate’s mop….sachin shud be in a boy band called Calories…if u know who i mean…hehe

  5. Posted by wilson on April 8, 2008 at 11:04 am

    hey..
    sachin…
    walao..
    how ur father drive o?luckily u nth happen yo u cause i goin to kl soon….
    hehehe….miss me right?not goin to taiwan le…damn…

  6. Posted by dagreat on April 8, 2008 at 11:29 am

    glad dat u r ok..or else when june i go to my place dat time nobody to find d..dang..i hunch a lot man the 3rd pic..

  7. Posted by Jue Anne on April 8, 2008 at 11:57 am

    hahaha TEMENGGUNG JUGAH….. nicely phrased eh… hehe

  8. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on April 9, 2008 at 1:15 am

    Haha..i knew ur “SEcretary” would agree with me…bwahahahaha…1 supporter d..!

  9. Posted by winniehar on April 9, 2008 at 10:21 am

    who’s temenggung jugah??
    please..u dont look like anyone of the Fahrenheit at all…….
    yala..that’s wat i always think about proton cars..increase time of collision thus reducing impulsive force..y dont ppl like protons then?

  10. Malaysia’s next top buttocks..1 vote 4 ang ck..2nd contestant frm d right..haha..hey,no offence ang..tis vote is 4 u cuz u hunch alot n u hv d best pose..haha..n crap..im d oni 1 wif full u tat day.sure look like a clown..n bro,so glad tat u n ur dad r alrite..

  11. Posted by dagreat on April 9, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    crap..yihan notice dat..haha..i really hunch alot in those 3 pics..dunno y..sigh..getting old maybe..

  12. ivy-yala…or else cannot see you again.

    ian-i didnt distract him…i sammore warned him about the cars in front.

    winnie-actually i don’t know who is fahrenheit.

  13. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on April 10, 2008 at 4:12 am

    Oi,yi han…u already Champion la…dont vote 4 others d…u’ll humiliate them that way..
    Winnie~wat u got 4 ur sej???that fellow also u dunno mer??go check ur F5 textbook la..Who says no 1 like PROTONS??i like my GTi very much k..!!! ^^
    Yalar,Fahrenheit only CHINESE la..dont have CAP CENG (MIX)1….hahahahaha…
    ANG~not because old la…it’s because some “ROD” in front of u too LONG & HEAVY d and ur body tends to shift its centre of mass so that u dont lose ur stability ma…bwahahahahahaha..!!! Agree?? and some more few days ago u need to “TAhan” ur “URge” so badly during camp….

  14. Posted by arronan on April 11, 2008 at 5:40 am

    luckly u guys r ok..nyway dun worry coz nything can happen nywhere,nytime..so be alert always..hey mine name also got 26 alphabets la dei..haha

  15. Posted by Ian Goh on April 11, 2008 at 6:49 am

    when u warned him about cars in front,he was distracted la..he was like ,”what car?’ then the next sec…..ping pong piang…

  16. Posted by Jue Anne on April 11, 2008 at 8:53 am

    wei sachin u told them i’m ur secretary???!!! =_=

  17. Posted by dagreat on April 12, 2008 at 1:22 am

    Jue Anne-hell yea..he mentioned it in 1 of his blog..

    Ian-his father was half asleep i guess..haha..

    ~DeNNi$~-yeala..u thought wat..i’m a negro ah..hv big rod..

    Sachin-fahrenheit is a bunch of gays who r from the Taiwan music industry..still glad dat rosmawati says u look like 1 of them??haha..

  18. Posted by winniehar on April 12, 2008 at 8:17 am

    omg wei jian..dun be such a pervert la..zzzzz..it was funny though..haha.
    form 5 sej?i erased it from my memory long time ago..

  19. Posted by Jue Anne on April 13, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    owh…he did?? ahaha thats not true…

    sachin-hmph………. =p

  20. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on April 14, 2008 at 3:04 am

    ANG GUI~HOw i know u la??suddenly got BIGGER ma after seeing HER…wakakakkakaa

  21. Posted by dagreat on April 14, 2008 at 6:01 am

    ~DeNNi$~:u thought wat..my self control so char 1 meh..

  22. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on April 14, 2008 at 6:56 am

    ANg Gui~Memang CHA wat..not only CHa la..it’s actually SI BEH CHA..!! haha…luckily it’s at night la,if not ur RED RED RED FACE will be so DAmn ViSIble that ur Blonde hair will be no match 4 it…muahahahhHaha..!!!

  23. Posted by dagreat on April 15, 2008 at 3:00 am

    ~DeNNi$~:my hair is brown la..Zzzzzzz..

  24. Posted by dagreat on April 15, 2008 at 3:02 am

    ~DeNNi$~:my hair is brown la..Zzzzzzz..

  25. ~DeNNi$~: wat u mean im d champ.i admit,my butt is big.cuz im fat.but d 1 who has the best post is ang.his butt tilted in such a way tat the vote is meant 4 him ok..haha..and a late happy bday wish 2 u ang..

  26. arronan: dei,sachin has 27 minus his a/l la..

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