i had the oppurtinity to watch 4 movies in 3 days at arasu.wtf???siao siam kia!!!!got lots of money is it???haha.i don’t have lots of money.its just that people pay for the tickets.who does not love free stuff?
i forgot what does wall e stand for.anyway,it was the best movie out of the four.haha.the clean,white robot is EVA.haha.when WALL E first called EVA (ee-va) i thought he was calling out aoife (ee-fa).haha.it reminds me of myself though.WALL E was afraid of EVA when they first met like how i was afraid of chian”snow white”woon.WALL E ended up as EVA’s boyfriend towards the end of the movie.i wish i can say the same about snow white and i.haha.she has her fashionable,korean look-alike prince charming who has a very cool plastic card it seems (BUS card).haha.
anyway,this movie actually had a strong plot and moral lessons.it gave an insight of what could happen if we didn’t take care of our planet.for starters (if the future looks like the movie),earth would be covered in so much trash that the toxicity levels are too high for any living things to live in.the humans on the other hand,will be onboard a luxury spaceliner vessel where we’ll just sit on hovering,computerised ogawa massage chairs and spoilt rotten till the point where we can’t walk because we’re too lazy.oh ya.due to the effects of microgravity (is there such a thing?),we’ll lose a considerable amount of bone mass (in short,we become obese).it just sickens me to see what people we could be if we do not take care of the planet.everyone’s too lazy to get up from their chairs to do things.
yvinne,it was a good movie.don’t judge a movie by its poster.haha.
YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN
the first opening minutes were kinda impressive.a super israelian spy infiltrates a building full of enemies while wearing a mariah carey shirt.just the sight of it makes you laugh.other than that,it’s something like the superstupidhero movie.in the movie,he made all of the women who went for a haircut experience orgasm.either he bangs them after their haircut or do erotic stuff.seriously,a shoulder massage by his penis??haha.the big bump in his pants is not because of the size of his penis,it’s because of the size of his bush. “it feels like a cushion”.
weird quotes from the movie: “oh mrs.******. you look bang-able!”; “i didn’t intend to make you fall head over tits for me”.in order to fully understand or enjoy the movie,you really must have a good knowledge about the american slang.serious.the funniest scene for me is when the immigrants were “discussing” politics.haha.
why is it better than the superhero movie?well,it had a sensible plot.it showed that if people put their differences aside,we can all live happily with each other.but still,it’s one of adam sandler’s worse movies.
THE MUMMY:TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR
this is the worst out of the four.some people may disagree but i don’t see myself ever giving a thought of watching it for the second time even if winnie agrees to shave her head bald after we watched it.i would watch it again if and only if my greek goddess asked me.oh ya.scarlett johansson can ask me out to watch it too.
i have to admit the story went on smoothly.too smooth until my brain does not have to work.mummy awakened,mummy evil,mummy has powers,mummy wants to rule the world,mummy gets killed by the O’ Connors.see.freaking simple storyline.and the leading lady is not as hot as rachel wiesz.
STAR WARS: CLONE WARS
haha.i’m a star wars fan and so is ian.we decided to watch it together.however,we feel very homo since it’s only the two of us.so,we got samuel to join us and he got jeeyan to watch it with us.haha.girls should not watch this movie.seriously.jeeyan went blank after 10minutes,thinking to herself, “why on earth did i come and join samuel?”.haha.there were only 15 people in the cinema.15!!!! out of that 15 ppl,only 2 enjoyed it thoroughly (ian and i).
however, episode 2.5 is nothing like the other star wars movies.the fighting scenes were mundane (the best fighting scene in the star wars saga is definitely between yoda and count dooku),the graphics sub-par,the plot was simple and they had different actors to voice obi-wan kenobi and anakin skywalker.but still,its way better than the mummy.
one thing that baffles me,how come anakin has a padawan (apprentice)?she never appeared in episode 3.don’t tell me episode 2.5.2 is coming out soon to clarify whether ahsoka would be dead by episode 3 or not.and anakin was way subdued.what happened to his recklessness??the temptations to join the dark side???bad star wars movie.
overall,i spent more money on popcorn than one week’s worth of toll in KL.i’m waiting for tropic thunder,quantum of the solace and money no enough 2 to be released on DVD’s (pirated of course) unless my greek goddess asked me to watch it with her (in the cinema of course)