the boy who had nothing to do but catch movies at what was a place where all indian people in a small town can relate to and enjoy their time there

i had the oppurtinity to watch 4 movies in 3 days at arasu.wtf???siao siam kia!!!!got lots of money is it???haha.i don’t have lots of money.its just that people pay for the tickets.who does not love free stuff?

WALL E

i forgot what does wall e stand for.anyway,it was the best movie out of the four.haha.the clean,white robot is EVA.haha.when WALL E first called EVA (ee-va) i thought he was calling out aoife (ee-fa).haha.it reminds me of myself though.WALL E was afraid of EVA when they first met like how i was afraid of chian”snow white”woon.WALL E ended up as EVA’s boyfriend towards the end of the movie.i wish i can say the same about snow white and i.haha.she has her fashionable,korean look-alike prince charming who has a very cool plastic card it seems (BUS card).haha.

anyway,this movie actually had a strong plot and moral lessons.it gave an insight of what could happen if we didn’t take care of our planet.for starters (if the future looks like the movie),earth would be covered in so much trash that the toxicity levels are too high for any living things to live in.the humans on the other hand,will be onboard a luxury spaceliner vessel where we’ll just sit on hovering,computerised ogawa massage chairs and spoilt rotten till the point where we can’t walk because we’re too lazy.oh ya.due to the effects of microgravity (is there such a thing?),we’ll lose a considerable amount of bone mass (in short,we become obese).it just sickens me to see what people we could be if we do not take care of the planet.everyone’s too lazy to get up from their chairs to do things.

yvinne,it was a good movie.don’t judge a movie by its poster.haha.

 

YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN

the first opening minutes were kinda impressive.a super israelian spy infiltrates a building full of enemies while wearing a mariah carey shirt.just the sight of it makes you laugh.other than that,it’s something like the superstupidhero movie.in the movie,he made all of the women who went for a haircut experience orgasm.either he bangs them after their haircut or do erotic stuff.seriously,a shoulder massage by his penis??haha.the big bump in his pants is not because of the size of his penis,it’s because of the size of his bush. “it feels like a cushion”.

weird quotes from the movie: “oh mrs.******. you look bang-able!”; “i didn’t intend to make you fall head over tits for me”.in order to fully understand or enjoy the movie,you really must have a good knowledge about the american slang.serious.the funniest scene for me is when the immigrants were “discussing” politics.haha.

why is it better than the superhero movie?well,it had a sensible plot.it showed that if people put their differences aside,we can all live happily with each other.but still,it’s one of adam sandler’s worse movies.

 

THE MUMMY:TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR

this is the worst out of the four.some people may disagree but i don’t see myself ever giving a thought of watching it for the second time even if winnie agrees to shave her head bald after we watched it.i would watch it again if and only if my greek goddess asked me.oh ya.scarlett johansson can ask me out to watch it too.

i have to admit the story went on smoothly.too smooth until my brain does not have to work.mummy awakened,mummy evil,mummy has powers,mummy wants to rule the world,mummy gets killed by the O’ Connors.see.freaking simple storyline.and the leading lady is not as hot as rachel wiesz.

 

STAR WARS: CLONE WARS

haha.i’m a star wars fan and so is ian.we decided to watch it together.however,we feel very homo since it’s only the two of us.so,we got samuel to join us and he got jeeyan to watch it with us.haha.girls should not watch this movie.seriously.jeeyan went blank after 10minutes,thinking to herself, “why on earth did i come and join samuel?”.haha.there were only 15 people in the cinema.15!!!! out of that 15 ppl,only 2 enjoyed it thoroughly (ian and i).

however, episode 2.5 is nothing like the other star wars movies.the fighting scenes were mundane (the best fighting scene in the star wars saga is definitely between yoda and count dooku),the graphics sub-par,the plot was simple and they had different actors to voice obi-wan kenobi and anakin skywalker.but still,its way better than the mummy.

one thing that baffles me,how come anakin has a padawan (apprentice)?she never appeared in episode 3.don’t  tell me episode 2.5.2 is coming out soon to clarify whether ahsoka would be dead by episode 3 or not.and anakin was way subdued.what happened to his recklessness??the temptations to join the dark side???bad star wars movie.

 

overall,i spent more money on popcorn than one week’s worth of toll in KL.i’m waiting for tropic thunder,quantum of the solace and money no enough 2 to be released on DVD’s (pirated of course) unless my greek goddess asked me to watch it with her (in the cinema of course)

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31 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by yvonnehar on August 23, 2008 at 1:23 am

    oi…why u keep spelling my name wrongly??? =.=
    by the way i didnt judge that movie by its poster.. it was the trailer.. and mummy was good lar..seriously… maybe because u dont know the history of china tats why u dont like it???MAYBE…

  2. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on August 23, 2008 at 3:07 am

    Oi,wat do u mean by plastic card ???
    Greek goddess..greek goddess…enuf laa… find urself some siam mui or something…!

  3. yvonne-haha…trailer not nice but the movie’s better than mummy…haha…if the lead actress hot then i might like it

    dennis-haha…whatever happened to ‘reach for the stars’ or ‘aim for the sky’???ahahaha….i’m settling for greek goddess

  4. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on August 23, 2008 at 6:04 am

    i don’t get it, r u speakin in siam to me?? lol,wat plastic card??? wat BUS card??!!

  5. Posted by yvonnehar on August 23, 2008 at 7:00 am

    HAHA..siam!!!

  6. Posted by Ian Goh on August 23, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    haha……i think out of the four movies,i liked wall-e the best….wall-e is somewhat touching and it has a universal theme – love… everyone can relate to it.. then followed by star wars and zohan… star wars was just ok…but still way way way way better than hummy..i mean mummy.. i dun even want to admit that i’ve watch mummy…not a movie for the minds of high intellect… i like movies that make u think…even zohan has jokes that make u think….. yeah..i love the part where they discuss politics..more of discussing the wives of the presidents of the USA…. haha.. who is more bang-able, who has nicer legs and so on…haha

    oh btw, the history in the movie was not accurate lar… read it somewhere… i think it was wikipedia…

    ah gong- BUS SUB ….walau…. a siam kia can play tricks with u mer? haha! ai seh… memper-siasui-kan orang korea la.. pai seh pai seh ..

    saichin- get urself a siam poh la… so many in lumut… ask them to line up and choose la…

  7. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on August 23, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    Ohh ok…sorry la… My mind is juz too complicated for a simple joke like that…
    Ya,get 1 siam mui la… tell u wat,their voice is juz like Donald duck man…guarantee make siam ppl like u high 1….

  8. Posted by Jue Anne on August 23, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    wei…..who/what is ur greek goddess?? so blur la me now!! =_=

  9. ah gong-ur mind too complicated or its too simple?????ahahaha…just kidding….i dun get high hearing to donald ducks

    ian-yeah…zohan made us think abt the jokes….

    jueanne-haha…scarlett johansson…there…i admit it….ahahaha

  10. Posted by Ian Goh on August 24, 2008 at 4:41 am

    about star wars clone wars right….it purpose is like a pilot for it’s new tv series… not Clone Wars which aired 3 years ago…A brand new tv series entitled Clone Wars as well…

  11. wah…rlly?at times i rlly wish i have streamyx to download stuff…like that means ventress and ahsoka going to to battle and die together in the new series la….hmmmm…interesting

  12. Posted by tuan tynn on August 24, 2008 at 7:25 am

    WALL-E is so so cute!!!! ahhhh i love this movie!! and i agree, The Mummy was a lame ass movie….

  13. Posted by yvonnehar on August 24, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    nOOOO….mummy is good lar…. aiyooooo…

  14. Posted by Ian Goh on August 24, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    walau…. mummy sucked big time!!!!i give it -5/5!

  15. Posted by dagreat on August 25, 2008 at 10:17 am

    sad la..don even hv time to watch even 1 of those new release movies…sigh..

  16. Posted by yvonnehar on August 25, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    5 over 5???that’s 100% wei..haha!

  17. Posted by Ian Goh on August 25, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    ya…. -100% wei… haha!

  18. Posted by Samuel on August 25, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    this convo is funny,
    leaving in 9 days peeps!

  19. ahahaha…the mummy didnt suck 100% la…it sucked 20%…which means its 80% acceptable….but other movies are 100% acceptable la…haha

  20. Ang – don worry.u hv sum1 suffering the same fate as u.reading al these movie ‘reviews’ n arguements but didnt even get 2 watch any 1 of those movies.(practically cuz im stuck in my camp like a prisoner..)haiz..haha..

  21. Posted by yvonnehar on August 27, 2008 at 5:49 am

    oh..didnt see the minus sign..haha

  22. Posted by Ian Goh on August 27, 2008 at 9:31 am

    haha….. eyes so big but cant see the – sign! haha…. ba ciu gor sai !

  23. Posted by yvonnehar on August 27, 2008 at 10:23 am

    =.=!!!!!!!!!
    ba ciu tak stamp… haha!!

  24. Posted by arronan on August 27, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    haha..notin else to do eh sachin..i’ll be bac tomorrow nite..we go out for more movies k..haha..but nothin can beat the dark knight!!!..

  25. ian-woi…why you say her like that???she was not aware ma

  26. Posted by Ian Goh on August 28, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    jk only la siam kia… haih.. siamese ppl ar…

  27. Posted by Alan on August 29, 2008 at 7:14 am

    sachin-woi…why you say her like that???she was not aware ma??
    didt know u are so gentleman…haha..or mayb u hav a secret crush towards her???

  28. Alan – who noes yvonne is his greek goddess.haha..

  29. alan-i am always a gentleman

    yipork-maybe…maybe not….there are so many girls that appear in my life…in fact…all my chinese classmates can be my greek goddess…indian girls also can like deborah priya henry,lisa wong (half-indian),aisywarya rai….hehe

  30. Sachin – yea..ur rite..btw,i’ve juz updated my blog..

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