the boy who returned to college and realised that women should be called the ‘fairer sex’ instead of the ‘weaker sex’ all thanks to a random conversation he had with his college mates

after a week back in sitiawan,the fact about returning to college does not appeal to me.

haha.she’s right.college is better than matriculation.

i had a conversation with my friends that day.we were thinking about which of our classmates would make a good couple.“wei,i have one…curlycurly and doraemon…one garang and the other playful…good combo!!!” “yeah..i think miss elegant and treadmill man also can” “haha…the gentleman and brownie!!!hahahah…hmmm…sportysporty and chlorox boy” “cannot…tak mungkin…bu ke neng!!!” “please la…if not with him then with you is it???go on and dream about your greek goddess la”.“cheh…fine…what about me???” “you a???wait??let me think….ah…you and minnie mouse!!!!” “ahahaha…why?i mean she’s cute…but she’s too quiet for me…why did you choose her?”

later i found out that they chose her because of her size.she is quite small.wait,scratch that.they chose her because of MY SIZE!!! i’m too short. “girls want to feel safe when they’re with their partner…they must be bigger size!!!” said ju-on. am i that small??? “nola…you’re short only” claimed shehulk. but still,their claim that my girlfriend must be smaller than me to feel safe is quite disparaging.it means that i can only date girls who are smaller than yvonne so that they can feel safe.sigh.haha

however,i’m not really small.it turns out that most of the boys are just tall.if all of us are of the same height,there are only 4 people bigger than me.but i have do the biggest (and smoothest)  pair of hands and feet.muahahaha.

anyway,back to my conversation  with ju-on,shehulk with others.brownie and flower girl thinks that men who do housework are good companions. ” no no no!!!cannot!!!men should not step into the kitchen!!!!they can never do the housework!!!!” lawyer shouted out.

“huh?why?my mum made me do the chores since i was young.my sis never helped out much” “yes,men should help out.you’ll make a good husband,sachin” “cannot la…guys cannot do housework when they are married” “and why is that?i think that we (guys) have to help out in our share…besides,we might be better cleaners than our partners” “woi…we are trained by our mums ok!!!you are a bad person la,lawyer!!why can’t men help out?”

“because we men work and find money for the family.we should not be bothered by housework!!!”

what if the men is unable to work and the wife is the sole breadwinner?

“hmmm…then its fine la…we men do housework and our wives go work”

what if both of you are working?

“wahlau…you stupid or what???of course la the girl must do!!!!”

ahahaha.lawyer is a chauvinist!but he did blurted out some fine comments to defend his stand on men doing chores.yes.female readers out there would be disgusted.why do we have to do everything?we cook,clean,take care of the kids and satisfy him in bed and yet all he does is sit in front of the tv!relax,not all men are like that.some men do help out in the house.they just need a little,erm,persuasion.if you want me to do chores,it’s very easy.a tub of yogurt,complimentary oreos and a massage (either a normal one or the one that can lead to….*ehem* bedroom circus).McFlurry oreos mudpie and strawberries are very good.try it.rm5.50 without tax!

“sachin,why are you like that???if a girl scratch your car,you wouldn’t be angry to her.if a girl wanna masuk ktm,you give way.why???” “erm,because guys should be gentlemen?” “cheh,what happened when you become gentleman?kena harassed by gay”

shit.he’s right.maybe i should sit down and let lawyer attack the girls.haha.

one thing i don’t get is why everything that goes wrong is our fault.if we’re at wrong then its ok but what if the girl’s in the wrong?its still our fault!!! how come they spend our money but we can’t touch theirs?? they strongly believe in “your money,my money;my money is MINE!!” motto.so it’s ok for them to drain our pockets but we can’t go sniffing around their purses.hmph.why do we have to make the first move padahal they are the ones giving lots and lots of signals saying that they want us?why do we have to wine and dine them when a simple dinner at home will do?why can they spend lots of money on shoes but we can’t spend ours on yogurt and oreos.why can they look at other guys and say they’re hot but we can’t even look at other girls!WHY WHY WHY???!!!!

“sebab mereka tu insan yang lemah”.ya right,mr nava.take your idealogy and……………(fill in the blank yourself).we men got to think about getting the right job to get good money to support our family.we’ve got to think about the house that our family has got to live in.we’ve got to think about protecting our families.girls just wait for the right guy and marry him.see,men are at a great disadvantage!!!

anyway,i still think women whould be empowered.no longer are they domestic maids,eye candy or sexual-fulfilment-devices.they are human beings and deserve equal treatment. God created everyone equal.although he blessed men with strength,it doesn’t mean that we should use it to push women around.”behind every successful man,is a woman”. bet you’ve never heard “behind evey successful woman is a man” right?ahahaha.

women should not be called the “weaker sex” anymore.it should be the “fairer sex”.

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27 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Ian Goh on September 4, 2008 at 8:30 am

    wow.. that was a load of crap… but interesting….
    can’t you use their real names? juanne became ju-on..zzz…

    hmmm…girls will be girls and guys will be guys..time has change though… guys nowadays do housework la…you scratch her back she will ___________(fill in the blank).. all girls memang like $$$ wan lar….as the saying goes, no money no talk…

    and yeah..college is a biatch… gonna have 2 tests next week,one 20% research paper due and extra classes on Saturday(wtf?)….

    ai yoo… if you said that you have to date girls who are smaller than evoonie,then who will protect and take care of YOUR ‘graceful’ Melissa…please sachin..please..do not fight your destiny..(slight resemblence to Jor-el telling Kal-el in smallville).. and you are the chosen one,you are supposed to protect her, not abondon her…(slight reference to SW 3…)

    and happy belated MERDEKA!! let’s do this ,Anwar!! make september 16th a holiday and yeah..become the PM… come on..

  2. Posted by Jue Anne on September 4, 2008 at 11:37 am

    ian-ju-on isn’t me…haha figure out which one is la…. =p

    sachin-i like this post!! hahahahaha….omg treadmill man!! lol…! XD

  3. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on September 5, 2008 at 5:07 am

    Wow,that gal in that pic is pretty impressive…!! Who’s she??
    Well,i’m not planning to take side here… so,i’ll juz say that God created both men and women equally wonderful,each with their own flaws and uniqueness..
    And oh btw,U can always have Winnie…the smallest and most C___D__H one…!! Bet she’ll feel safe with a not so DA GOr Gor like u..!!!

  4. Posted by Alan on September 5, 2008 at 7:31 am

    another great post…haha…i agree nowadays guys need to get into kitchen because girls nowadays cant seems to do anything right…haha!speaking of which i need to find a girlfren tat can cook like my mom which is scarce so i guess i’ll hav to learn to start cooking soon…ahaha!!

  5. Posted by yvonnehar on September 5, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    sachin,

    “if you want me to do chores,it’s very easy.a tub of yogurt,complimentary oreos and a massage ”

    lets see if u really help ur wife with household chores next time.. i really doubt that!!! guys will be guys lar.. haha.. i think most probably u’ll buy a lot a lot of yogurt, BOXES of oreaos for ur wife and ask her to do it herself… u wont even give her a massage, will u??? haha!! just predicting… lol..

    actually u’re nt really short lar..at least u’re taller than me!! be greatful okay?? think of those ppl who dont even have LEGS to stand on!!! hehe

    dennis – girl girl girl only..doink.. cant u see the guy is even cuter??!!! haha..

  6. Yvonne – ‘guys will be guys lar.. ‘
    i dont agree..i do housework..n so does sachin.as a matter of fact our sisters dont..hehe..

  7. well time is changing guys..girls now days..haiyo ..duno what to say..they are becoming lazier..can barely cook and do housework..we will be the one doing the housework..make sure find a girl that is capable of doing all those stuffs or dooms day will be arriving soon..a revolution should be started to educate all the girls to do all household chores..its a must!

    well i’m not supporting guys la but one should know what they are supposed to do..its basically back to the give n take policy..we are all equal so no point fighting..try to compromise so that this world becomes a better place to live in! chill!

  8. Haha.
    Guys and girls are created in the image of God. So we complete each other. Why argue then?
    Tsktsk..!

  9. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on September 6, 2008 at 4:56 am

    Yvonne~Normal laa…if i start saying that the guy is cute then something must be terribly wrong d..! and which guy is cute?? there ain’t no cute guy in that pic laa..

  10. Posted by dagreat on September 6, 2008 at 11:40 am

    me n justin r cooking our dinner almost everyday here..(T.T)..he like to put hell loads of ginger in watever he cook..as if got lady juz give birth in our house like dat..even my house mate oso say dat..haha..whoever is his future wife lucky la..his cooking seriously not bad sachin n yihan taste b4 too.. but house keeping(-_-“)..sigh..

  11. Posted by Jue Anne on September 6, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    dennis-the girl is yee mun…pretty huh?? =p

  12. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on September 6, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    Jue Anne~ First time appearing in Sac’s blog is it?? how come never c be4 1… or i din notice?? haha…
    Erm,i din say she’s pretty wor..juz impressive…

  13. Posted by dagreat on September 7, 2008 at 4:56 am

    ~DeNNi$~ : if u feel pretty just say it la..she won’t view sachin’s blog 1..haha

  14. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on September 7, 2008 at 5:55 am

    Ang~ How u know she won’t??NOpe …i won’t say that…

  15. The girl looks seriously familiar…

  16. Posted by yvonnehar on September 7, 2008 at 10:53 am

    yi han – “guys will be guys” is quoted from ian goh!! comment no 1..hehe..

    ang – give birth d must eat ginger 1 meR?????

  17. Posted by Jue Anne on September 7, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    dennis-ang’s right…i dun think she’ll read this la.. so u can admit she’s pretty…she is very FAIR dun ya think?? hahaha… =p she appeared in sachin’s blog once i think..the one abt his classmates…

  18. Posted by dagreat on September 7, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    yea..to er..dunno how to say..

  19. ian-names have to be changed to protect their privacy…and jueanne’s not ju-on

    yvonne-i’ll do la if she ask…no need to worry…although the massage would be good!!!haha…if she wants i’ll massage her everyday lurh

    arronan,alan,ang,-haha…girls must learn how to cook…huhu…soon…i have to do all the housework in my house alone!!!!haha…if i have a gf,i must somehow brainwash her to help me do housework

    dennis,john-she read before la…yeemun’s her name…her bf is in UTAR

  20. Posted by winniehar on September 8, 2008 at 7:01 am

    aha..greek goddess!!!
    dennis – y me?yuki is even smaller k..haha..n u still owe me a BIKE!

  21. Posted by dagreat on September 8, 2008 at 9:40 am

    ok..i learn something here..nvr promise a child anything..they tend to keep it in their mind ‘4ever’..haha..

  22. Oh I remember adi! She’s the hot girl from my tuition last time. Lol. From Pandah Indah school one… :p

  23. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on September 9, 2008 at 1:39 am

    Winnie~Sure u laa…as u know… Sac Hin has got fetishes towards Hars… not the youngest 1 YET though… lol… Ur bike?? Since when i owe ya a bike?? Hmm….

  24. Posted by Jue Anne on September 10, 2008 at 8:35 am

    john-yup!!! yee mun..u know her ah?? hehe…

    sachin-her bf’s in UTAR?? i didn’t even know that! haha mana lu dapat info liddat huh??

  25. dennis-i don’t have fetishes to all the har sisters ok!!

    winnie-oi!!!!

    jueanne-simple,i asked her ma…you’re the only one who doesn’t know about it!!!

  26. Posted by Ian Goh on September 12, 2008 at 7:08 am

    but u have fetishes for MOST of the har sisters huh?? haha

  27. Posted by Jue Anne on September 12, 2008 at 8:25 am

    sachin-haha oh…..just accept the fact that u kepoh more than me la…hehe

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