look ma!i’m on TV!!!again!

haha.i just found out about something.

aaron ezekiel edwards was one of 12 people shortlisted in his college for nivea’s ultimate prom nite king!he’s the one that i told you about,jueanne.the indian guy in penang.there’s a slight resemblance to christiano ronaldo here.hmmmm

guess who??ahahaha.she’s a former student of ACS sitiawan as well.she told me to keep you guys guessing.

aiyo.how come they never came to my college.at least i could try to audition or something.haha.but then the producers will go, “sorry kid.the girls are going to wear heels.it means that they will look taller.we don’t want any tom cruise-katie holmes poses.”.and again i’ll be rejected because i’m short.

ahahaha.who needs to audition for the real thing when you have a blog?!!ahahaha.let me introduce to you the candidates for Mr Sitiawan!!!woot

 

jacob chew

haha.the youngest candidate in our list aged 17 and a few days.during his form 5 days,he was the object of desire of most upper 6 girls.he’s the school’s volleyball captain and a decent basketball player.                                                                                                             

girls should go for him because: he can keep an account for all your spendings and show you how much you splurge on shoes,make-up,handbags and your expenses since he’s studying accounts.

codename:McBoyish

 

ang chun keat

don’t be fooled by this girlish post,he is actually the manliest candidate in our list.with his big build and often angry facial expression,you might think he’s someone not to mess with.however,underneath the exterior lies a kind young man who deserves to be nominated

girls should choose him because: he won’t laugh at you if you’re scared of cats.that is because he is afraid of them too.ahahaha.girls can optimise his strength to carry their shopping bags.and yes,he makes a good domestic helper (he does the housework way better than most girls)

codename: McTakutkucing

 

thilagaraaj arronan a/l mundraje

the second youngest candidate is aiming to be a chemical engineer.so far,he has some ‘chemistry’ with most girls that he interacts with.a gentle guy who packs a big punch (literally).although he’s has a few ‘spare tayar’-s,play a few rounds of badminton with him and you’ll see he has better court coverage than you.

girls should choose him because: he’s hairy.and all that hair is used to trap air for heat insulation.means you’ll feel warm when you cuddle up with him.haha.and he has a very good sense of humour.

codename: McFurry

 

ian goh hong siang

the most vertically challenged candidate in our list.i’m serious.haha.blessed in academics,this young man has lots of gadgets that he often gloats about.haha.he’s the school tennis captain and has the longest sideburns for a chinese friend of mine.

girls should choose him because: he’ll solve any problems with your computer or digital players.plus,he’ll help you with any problems if you ask him nicely.

codename: McTechnicalsupport

 

lee yi han

some girls totally dig guys in uniform.i just don’t know why. ‘captain pork’ is a nice guy.he is very disciplined and is a family man.he puts his family before anything else

girls should choose him because: although your cooking sucks, he’ll sapu all the dishes clean.yeah.you can feed him anything without any complaint.he also makes a good domestic helper.he’s also serving the country!!!!how macho is that???

codename: McPorkie

 

loh chia ching

he’s not a malay or an indian but he’s darker than me.hmmm.haha.he’s born a day before me and our name rhymes.a very fun guy to be with

girls should go for him because: he’s a ball of fun.you’ll definitely have a great time with him.if you can’t finish your food when you guys go out,he’ll finish it for you.he eats a lot despite his thin frame.

codename: McBlackie

 

daryl yeak dieu jim

he’s currently in australia now.haha.he’s a guy with a big frame.i feel like frodo when i’m with him.ish.haha.he likes photography and has a camera to express himself.check out the photos he took.they’re real good

girls should go for him because: if you like to camwhore,he’s the best guy to take your pictures.haha.a very nice bloke as well.he’s also the most mature candidate in the list

codename: McDarlie

 

gong wei jian

the most metrosexual guy in our list.haha.he has received many references to korean actors.he may not look like it in this pic because it was taken a few months back.a friend of mine said he has the best hairstyle among us.cheh,that’s because he has a mum as a hairstylist!

girls should go for him because: he’s the only candidate who has a six-pack.the rest of us think its a great achievement to have a flat tummy,having great abs is just godsend.oh ya.he has a cool car,cool clothes and a cool hairstyle.

codename: McKorean

 

justin peter joseph

he’s a mixed guy like me (chindian) and often mistaken as a malay.he was brought to the police station twice but was released.it all happened during the fasting month.the biggest and strongest of us all!!!

girls should go for him because: he cooks great food albeit having too much ginger.i quote from ang “its as if there’s a pregnant lady in the house”.he sucks at cleaning but he makes it up by serenading you with his great voice.yes,he can sing.a gentleman to say the least and he’s able to stay alive and scratch-free everytime he drives his toyota corolla with bald front tires.

codename: McLembu

 

sachin i-have-a-very-long-name-to-spell-out

haha.yeah.me myself.i didn’t want to write out my name because certain quarters will purposedly misspell my name.haha.a hyperactive guy with an infinite charm (fuyoh!!!!),he dazzles the ladies with his impeccable manners and groove (wtf?!!).the most gentleman candidate!too gentleman until he got harassed by a homosexual guy.

girls should go for ME because: i won’t laugh at your bad driving skills because i (twice) broke my mum’s side mirror (yep,the same one…TWICE!!!).you don’t have to cook for me or worry about me getting proper nutrition as i can survive on oreos and yogurt.i compensate my lack of height with confidence.i have the smoothest pair of hands among the candidates so you’ll feel good touching them.i do housework.i’m not a great cook but i can whip out some stuff (like durian+yogurt+oreo combo…tasty,NOT!!!).i’m the most polite one.i’m the most gentleman one.i’m the most charming one.and last but not least i’m the most perasan one.

codename: McShorty

so.how do we determine who’s mr sitiawan?well,you can just tell us who’s your pick.girls are strongly advised to tell us your pick.there won’t be any contest for the girls because there’s only one girl that could win and she’s from GREECE!!!haha

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51 responses to this post.

  1. walao eh..is dat gal tuan tynn??

  2. Posted by sasukekai on September 13, 2008 at 7:39 am

    haha,,yea…waliew damn funny man…haha

  3. Posted by sasukekai on September 13, 2008 at 7:41 am

    jacob-yea

  4. Oi..vry creative..n thx 4 d nomination..lets c wat d girls say.haha..

  5. Posted by sasukekai on September 13, 2008 at 9:18 am

    samuel wasn’t nominated?!?! *shocked* how come?

  6. Posted by Ian Goh on September 13, 2008 at 9:23 am

    o_o —> 0_0

    yes..that gal is tuan tynn.. scary wei…

  7. Posted by tuan tynn on September 13, 2008 at 9:24 am

    nice post! Lol. why isnt Alan nominated? hahaha. anyways……i would vote for…..er… can i just vote for Aaron? Lol.
    oklah fine. i’ll vote for “Sachin i-have-a-very-long-name-to-spell-out”
    =D

  8. Posted by darylyeak on September 13, 2008 at 9:46 am

    eh bugger… next time u want my photo tell me lar… haha! BTW LETS GO BOTAK AGAIN MAN!!!! PRISON BREAK 4 FEVER…. i already cut dy actually… come on!!

  9. Posted by darylyeak on September 13, 2008 at 9:47 am

    and of course… there’s much more to me other than my “canon”.. ehem…

  10. Posted by Kiaos on September 13, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    LOLs. whr did that idea came from.. xD~! PMR coming.. FOCUS!! XD!

  11. Posted by Ian Goh on September 13, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    haha..prison break season 4 damn kan chong wei… esp. episode 2…damn…

    i wanna be botak kia again… we shall get our hair cut around end of November when everyone is back in sitiawan la..haha… when all goes bald 2 : the reunion…

  12. Posted by dagreat on September 13, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    yea..y isn’t alan n samuel nominated??kiamhu too..
    Kiaos..no body take pmr here..so off ur pc n start studying now..
    my Finals coming soon!!!!
    wow yihan..berkorban untuk negara!! GOGO yihan..haha
    btw sachin..u missed out another guy la..mana HOESIANG!!???

    u guys serious ah??wanna cut botak again??

  13. Posted by dagreat on September 13, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    btw sachin..I “WON’T TELL” PEOPLE WHO UR GREEK GODDESS IS..HAHAHAHAHA I’LL KEEP MY MOUTH “SHUT”

  14. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on September 13, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Oi,don’t blame others when u can’t style ur MAGGI hair properly k…haha..!!! And btw, AGAIN u look DAMN SUPER GAY in that pic… change pose a bit la… no wonder gays r going after u… i’m not surprise if one day u end up in Anwar’s new scandal…!

  15. Posted by Ian Goh on September 13, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    haha… ang, i know u will NEVER TELL anyone..but i am sure that u can SHOW me who she is..hehe….btw,yeah man..serious la..going to cut botak laa… i feel like cutting botak.. miss being bald…

    and yeah sachin, later u become his new ASS-istant…hehe

  16. Posted by yvonnehar on September 13, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    hahahaha!!!

  17. the greek goddess thing is so obvious..y cant u guys figure out??hahaha..i know ur secret too khanecksha..hahahaha..
    the why girls shud go for him for mc porkie n mc takutkucing is so funny..hahah!

  18. ahahaha…i didn’t nominate samuel or alan because i couldn’t get their photos IN TIME…besides,very hard to get a Mc-name for them….

    botak crew-i’m all for going bald!!!!any new recruits?finally,the long awaited sequel to Pudu Break!!!woot

    ian and weijian-with my new (pending) botak hairstyle,i’ll look like the rock instead of looking gay

    daryl-of course there’s more to you than your g7…i’m not interested in you…that’s why i didn’t take any notice of your other qualities that makes you attractive to girls

    vote for me!!!! GO GO McShorty!!!!

  19. wow, sachin…i am so impressed with you..
    u should be studying in arts stream, be a creative director or something… had so much fun in reading ur posts..

    for sure i’ll vote for my bro, McTakutkuching (benci kucing more likely) and his angry trait is passed on genetically…ohya, a great shopping ‘bodyguard’…

    btw, yihan looks so skinny! Maybe i should apply for UPNM too..

  20. Posted by yvonnehar on September 14, 2008 at 2:14 am

    rebecca is ang’s elder sis????

  21. Posted by dagreat on September 14, 2008 at 4:38 am

    no..younger sis..jessie is my elder sis..hahaha

  22. yvonne-nola…she’s ang’s elder sis

  23. Posted by yvonnehar on September 14, 2008 at 7:26 am

    zzz!

  24. Posted by J3$s!3 on September 14, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    since wen im elder den u wei…luan luan lai..

  25. Funny!

    Are you hungry?

    find out what’s cooking at http://www.foodista.com

  26. Ang – Crap u la berkorban untuk negara.im juz studying k?haha..

    Rebecca – DONT apply 4 UPNM . . Well,as long as the current vice chancellor is here.he is makin life here rili miserable 4 us.anyway dont worry..im stil surviving.haha..

    Guys – C’mon!!im totally up 4 it..lets cut our hair short again.haha..mine alredi is.haha..

  27. Posted by dagreat on September 16, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    yi han – once a soldier always a soldier..ur life is fated dude!!haha..

  28. Posted by dagreat on September 16, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    ~DeNNi$~:eh..got ppl say u looks like bruce lee la..haha..not bad aight..

  29. Ang – Walau eh.. (speechless)

  30. Posted by Jue Anne on September 17, 2008 at 7:41 am

    sachin-errr wei ah…i know u wanted me to vote for u…but to be honest i think it’ll have to go to yihan =p hahahaha..dun get angry yea….like u said…some girls dig guys in uniforms..haha..

  31. Posted by ~DeNNi$~ on September 17, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Ang~ Bruce Lee??? that fellow blind ka?? Anyway,i dont mind..since he’s one of my idol…

  32. Posted by dagreat on September 18, 2008 at 2:37 am

    owh…i feel sorry 4 some 1..HAHA!!

  33. Posted by sasukekai on September 18, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    jue anne-u obviously said tat because u dnt know yihan…hhaha

    *jokin jokin**pulling ur legs* hahaa

  34. Posted by Ian Goh on September 18, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    dude… yi han looks damn macho in uniform k.. lost like half his body mass after his one month super intensive hardcore military training k…

  35. ahahaha….don’t worry…i paid jueanne to say that…hehe

    VOTE FOR MCSHORTY!!!!!MCSHORTY!!!!!!

  36. Posted by Jue Anne on September 20, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    MCDREAMY!!MCDREAMY!! =P

  37. Can’t you get a better picture?
    Steal from my blog la.. Wahlau..! Tat picture was a year ago. Memalufying!!

    I think I also know your Greek goddess d. Haha!

    See ya in Sitiawan!

  38. Posted by arronan on September 21, 2008 at 8:40 am

    haiyo..wat la dei sachin..i just saw ur post..haha..funny
    McPorkie..urs should hav been McPerasan..haha
    fuyooh..yipork also got admirer..cool..haha
    where r u guys?
    i’m back home!!

  39. Posted by arronan on September 21, 2008 at 8:40 am

    i might join u guys..lets go botak..haha

  40. Jue Anne – haha..thx..they (sachin n the othrs) hv mentioned bout u quite a num of times.nice 2 ‘meet’ u btw.. =p

    Ian – ‘lost like half his body mass after his one month super intensive hardcore military training’,lebih la wei.haha..

    Arronan – Dei,McBulu-Bulu..i knot hv admirer izit?haha..anyway a vote doesnt mean tat she admirers me la ok?n update ur blog la 4 goodness sake..u will b at sitiawan til when?

    Guys – BOTAK!!!

  41. Posted by arronan on September 22, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    yi han-i’ll be here till the 5th october..wen u comin down?
    no worries..i’ll be switching to wordpress soon..will inform u k..tc

  42. arronan – i’ll b bek tis sat @ 27th morning….y chg 2 wordpress?

  43. Posted by Jue Anne on September 23, 2008 at 8:57 am

    yihan-oh they did?? haha yup nice to err meet u too! =)

  44. Wah, such an active blog!

    I have an exciting contest at my blog. Check it out : http://lydiateh.wordpress.com/2008/09/23/contest-do-you-wear-suspenders/

    Thanks!

  45. Posted by arronan on September 23, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    yihan-coz its free la dei!!

    jue anne-better be careful with yihan..hehe..just kidding..:-)

  46. Posted by dagreat on September 23, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    come on guys..don leave it hang at 44…

  47. Posted by Samuel on September 24, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    zomg,three weeks w/o internet was bad.
    did i miss anything out?

  48. arroneng – icic..

    ang – wana make it wat?100?haha..48 n counting..

    jue anne – hehe..yea..they once said sachin liked u..haha..

  49. Posted by Jue Anne on September 27, 2008 at 9:59 am

    yihan- huh….hahahahah….that is so so not true la… =p he likes his err ‘greek goddess’…or something like that.. haha

  50. jue anne – haha..tats wat they said la..its juz somethg 2 provoke him i guess.haha..

  51. Posted by aoife noelle on November 11, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    heee. barack obama would be more fitting than mcShorty…
    🙂

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