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parts made in KL,assembled in SITIAWAN

“i’m from SITIAWAN,Perak”

that’s what i answer whenever people in college ask me about where i was from.did you know i was born in KL?yeah.in fact,i only moved to sitiawan when i was roughly 3 years old.i thought that the fact that i was born in KL does not make me an original Sitiawan product,but i feel that this small,humble town made me into what i am today.

naval base

this is what got me into sitiawan in the first place:the naval base.haha.i can’t offer any pictures beyond the gate.very mafan .you need to leave your IC and particulars at the gate.then as you exit they will check what’s inside your car boot.gosh.very troublesome.anyway,my dad got transferred to the navall base in lumut.that’s why we moved and settled down in sitiawan.

house

yeah.this is my first house.i got a shock when i came to take a photograph of it.it is not like when i lived in it.there used to be a lawn,a place where i could play all day,and pots of flowers which my mum made me water every day.now,it looks like a joint for drug addicts.gosh.what was left of that beautiful  home is the white house.

house1

i can’t find any full frontal pictures of my house.hahahaha.as you can see,it was much more beautiful last time.

house2

i still can’t make the same face since this photo was taken.hahahaha.yeah.i had the furniture since then.so damn troublesome to keep.DON’T buy these types of furniture.you’ll regret it and your children will hate you for buying them!

house3

this is my first birthday party in sitiawan!hahaha.my 7th birthday.merdeka cake.wtf.hahahaha.did you know my previous birthdays were held at my grandma’s house in hulu langat,kl?!it means that whenever its time for my birthday,we had to drive all the way to KL in my ancient taufu-lou honda accord just to throw a party.hahaha.mum got fed up and organised it in sitiawan on my 7th birthday.

road

i OWNED this stretch of road!haha.i remembered riding my blue bicycle as fast as i can.hahaha.there used to be lots of trees.my first fall on my bike was under a tree  but i can’t remember where as most of the big trees were chopped off.hmmm

shop

i bought peanut butter biscuits (my favourite at that time…tak tahu pun oreos existed) at this shop.hahaha.i had my first siu mai,lou ma kai,fishballs,charsiew pau and stuff you find at coffeeshops in a silver steam cabinet.not here la but at the coffeeshop next door.here is where i spent whatever coins i could find at numerous tikam machines.hahaha.and and and the owner of the shop has a pretty niece who taught me at kuok ming school.hahaha.i went there in the afternoons to study chinese.hahaha.i used to be able to read and write chinese but now i’m hopeless.yeah.back to the niece.i always looked forward to her lessons.she taught me moral during my first year and maths during my second year.yeah.mondays,wednesdays,fridays.those were the days she would teach my class.once i hitched a ride home with her,i  was silent the whole trip.ahahaha.and she asked me why i was quiet.muahahahaha.kuok ming school.yeah.i broke some furniture that belong to this man who actually has a house in the school compound.and as what true boys do at that age,i ran!he didn’t claim for the damages but he did glared at me whenever i’m nearby.gosh.sorry old man!

court

a basketball court RIGHT in front of my house.if only i stayed there till now,i might grow taller or become better in basketball.hmmmmmm.sadly,that’s not the case.i moved  into my current sitiawan house when i was 8.fast forward 11 years,i now have a japanese neighbour,a hairdressing neighbour and some vietname neighbours!hahaha.there’s so many movement in and out of the house every night.hahahahahahaha.some of them are sexy you know.

tadikalinden

this small building played a huge role in my life……

tadikalinden2

tadika linden!!!hahaha.did you know most of my friends went here for kindergarten?yeah.i have a tendency to remember all my firsts.i was cheated by my mum to go to kindergarten.i thought that my mum bought me a cool new red shirt and white shorts to wear for outings and such.then she told me to wear it and took me to tadika and left me on my own after 2 hours.as soon as i reached home i cried.i hated it so much.hahaha.i wonder if miss chan and mrs jeba are still there teaching young brats like me?hmmmmmm.

hall0

yes people,this is my primary school.we all fit into that building;standard one to standard six.hahahahaha.this is my school’s hall.KECERMELANGAN MATLAMAT KAMI!what a catchy slogan.

hall1

my primary school is located just beside my secondary school,separated by a wire fence.on saturdays,the hall will be filled by taikwondo students.ahhahaha.teacher’s day celebrations are held here and so does the many episodes in which tuantynn avoids tizebin.hahaha.did you know that tizebin has a crush on tuantynn?and tuantynn would avoid him when he crosses her line of sight?gosh.epic man.hahahaha

hall2

they said the hall is haunted.you can hear the piano playing by itself at nights,they claim.i haven’t heard it so far.

hauntedclass

that is the scariest classroom ever.just going up the stairs gives me the chill.gosh.i don’t even know what’s inside.to those who went in,let me know ya.

haunted1

this is where the japanese prisoners dig their own grave.and we were running around the field every single day.gosh.this is another rumour someone told me.hahaha.

toilet

the toilet.it looks disgusting.frankly,which school toilet doesn’t?however………….

insidetoilet

it looks damn decent for a school toilet.

field

the basketball court actually served as a tapak perhimpunan.and as prefects,our weekly spot check during assembly was to see if students wash their shoes or not.wtf.hahahaha.prefects got nothing else better to do.actually,i was a librarian for 2 years before becoming a prefect.cool huh.hahaha.special shoutout to ramanan here!he was my first friend in primary school.hahaha.i also had my first discipline case in primary school.i “extorted” money from tizebin.hahahaha.we had a bet about whether ultraman would air later in the day during a tuition class.i was thinking “gosh,easy rm1 for me”.so the next day when i went and claimed my prize,he reported to the headmistress.wtf.over rm1 i got a discipline case.hahahaha.small kids those days…sigh.

peepee

small kids these days!!!hahaha.they have no shame at all.if you can see clearly,there’s a taikwondo student peeing behind the bush.hahahaha.he’s so unlucky i was there to take photos.ahahahahaha.

pkm

the owner of this shop is one of mankind’s greatest contributors:his greatest contribution to the world is none other than IVY HAR.ahahahahaha.mr har,you are one good man that shall be remembered by me!hehehe.his 2nd greatest contribution to the world is the fact that he sold me a PC.by selling the PC,he gave me access to the internet.thus the birth of my blog.if it wasn’t for him,you wouldn’t be reading this post at all.

curryhouse

home curry house!if there’s a restaurant i would frequent for every meal for a whole month or two,it’s got to be this kick-ass joint.ok,maybe the food is not that great but its definitely convenient.i used to walk under the scorching heat with ang on days our mums got too lazy to cook.now we drive as we are too lazy.hahaha.super gay since last time.

nnewspaper

this is the place to get both NST and the star after 11am.during school holidays when there was no newspaper from school,i used to cycle all the way to this joint.hahahaha.why 11am?that’s because i usually wake up at 10-ish.by then its way too late to get english newspapers at stands near my house.so,what has to be done must be done.i have to get them newspapers!

 capri

capri.hahahaha.this is my most favourite place to eat.fine,maybe fullpann has better food.fine,fullpann has air con.fine,fullpann has no moaquitoes.but i really really like capri.maybe its the atmosphere.hmmmm.i should stop thinking about it.i’m already drooling.

cinema

hehe.sitiawan’s local cinema.it’s kinda an amazing building if you had witness it transform from a rundown building to one of sitiawan’s money-milkers.yeah.this building has a rich history.countless tamil movies have been screened here,countless (actually there weren’t many)chairs thrown within the screening halls and countless pink tickets sold by the old chinese ladies at the counter.yeah.i wonder what happened to the old aunty.

thestore

i give you sitiawan’s main shopping hub:THE STORE!!!hahaha.yeah.sorry about the poor picture.its kinda dangerous to take a picture while driving.bolehlah,the picture is kinda decent.anyway,here is where samuel gets most of its clothes (this line is referred to his friends who were/still studying with him at the UK).hehe.yogurt here is very fresh,unlike what some people claim.anyway,its still going strong despite competition from billion,ceria,econsave and giant.that might soon change with jusco being proposed to open a branch just opposite to giant.hehe.finally,a well known branch of deparmental store since parkson.hohoho.

thursdaymarket

this is where you find a lot of people on a thursday afternoon:the thursday market.i used to think that the thursday market was on a grand scale until i came to KL and witness connaught night market.if thursday market is a proton then connaught pasar malam is a mercedes.hahahaha.i opt to describe connaught pasar malam as a mercedes as i’ve heard there’s a bigger pasar malam somewhere in KL.hehe.anyway,this place evokes many memories.the most significant one was when i went there on ang’s motorbike without a helmet and was caught by my mum.as a result,my license classes were DELAYED.i was furious and so was she.hahahaha.the worst part is she sent an sms to ian’s phone informing me that she was going to delay my license classes.how embarassing was that!!!apa mau buat?i didn’t own a handphone at that time.and when i thought i owned one during post PMR,it was stolen at Lost World of Tambun.damn!!!!

lookinggood

this is what could be a specialists center in the future.the doctors that might run this place is daryl yeak,ian goh,ling j-cyn,samuel ding and maybe a few dentists.hahaha.manjung parade!!sitiawan’s most tak laku punya building.yeah.it once housed lookinggood,a supermarket.it was not a nice place to shop.i only remembered it as there was an A&W outlet.if there’s one reason to force me to lookinggood its A&W.then it was institut tech,a tuition center where the air-con was freaking cold.there was a store selling pokemon cards too there.there was also a gym.that is until the building housed a snooker center.hehehe.

facial

C&E beauty house.I STRONGLY URGE YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE TO NOT TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS WITH YOUR PHONE WHILE DRIVING!!!!!hahaha.its dangerous and your photos don’t come out that good.anyway,i now have to start looking for a facial shop nearby my house here in KL as i don’t think i will go there for facials in the future.i will really miss the relaxing face massages and the countless advice to drink more water from the aunties.hahahaha.

tucky

haha.red light at the traffic light.its ok to take a shot.if there’s a notion to eat chicken rice then i would gladly drive all the way to restoran tucky.hahaha.

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this is by far the most important building in sitiawan:SMK Methodist (ACS) Sitiawan.no,EST 1903 does not mean there are 1903 students who got an A1 in English for Science and Technology (EST).in fact,we did so badly for EST until the school opt not to offer the subject anymore.EST in this case means ESTablished.hahaha.so basically my school is 106 years old this year.cool huh?

classblock

this is my class block from form 1 to form 4.it used to be in white but it has now transformed into a butter/balai polis/mr bean school.why yellow dr ashleigh?haha.i used to walk slowly along this road after school so that two girls will shout “BYE BYE SACHIN!” if they are still there.well,i only wanted to hear it from ONE of the girls.the other one just kacau!hehe.but after 2 weeks they got bored of saying bye-bye to me.sigh.anyway,my class would be at the front end of the block except in form 1 where i was in 1A3.hahaha.the class was so much fun.

canteen

the canteen:where we escape to after hours of studying (more like daydreaming,sleeping,reading newspaper,buat bissing,gossiping).i will always remember fear factor uncle who has left school after the class of 2007.mingsern used to be his usual customer until 2005 or sometime then.i think he did not like his ‘happy meal’.in fact,many didnt like the free gifts that came with his ‘happy meal’.they went and lodged numerous complaints because they found cockroaches,flies,lizard’s tail (nice wat the cintan mee,sup ekor wert).once,ang found a rubber band in his fried sotong.WTF.hahaha.i would always go for indian nasi lemak.then i will tambah fried egg,chicken,sambal telur (the sambal of the sambal telur way way way better than the normal sambal).at times i will get sirap cincau to drink.hahaha.if i were to drink it on a daily basis sure i’ll get diabetes.anyway,the quality of the sambal has deteriorated since i left.the highly addictive chicken nuggets there are now sold by mr burong’s wife:5 for rm2.damn.last time the chinese aunty sold 3 for rm1.maybe yihan got discount or something because he’s always seen hitting on taliking to the aunty.hmmm.maybe yihan got discount from the indian stall instead since he’ll go for his customary 2nd round of kueyteow with cucur smothered in sambal.hahahahahaha.i will also remember air suam kurang manis and teh tarik kurang manis tambah susu.WTF again.

pole

the forbidden pole.you are not allowed to touch the shown pole.its contaminated with chiaching’s booger!

court

basketball court.recently it has been resurfaced and the backboard was replaced.i had many memories at this court.i joined the closed competition first with NUMB (hahaha…we were easily distinguished with our football jersey tops) and then with CDMC Avengers!hahaha.we were the worst team ever.we lost all 7 of our matches.i did end up as the team’s top scorer.oh ya,i broke a flower pot in frustation as well.hahaha.sachin the vandal!!!!

tennis

our school has a tennis court.cool huh?

hall

library.guess which one of them is my sister.hahahaha.

men's

guys’ toilet.only open whenever the janitor feels like opening.it is the newer one.

men's2

guys’ common toilet.always open.hahaha.so dirty.you can find cigarette boxes in the flush tanks.once during a spot check,i found poop in the tank.how it got there remains a disgusting mystery.gosh.it’s so high up.how on earth did that guy pull off an upper decker?

ladies'

ladies’ toilet.it smells worse than the guys’ toilet.i kid you not.

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this is my form 2 class photo.somehow my face is scratched off.aiyo.haha.i had misplaced my form 1 class photo.

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form 3 photo.one of mums’ worst nightmares:their sakai sons in white pants!hahaha.my mum had a super hard time cleaning my pants as they get dirty way too easily.hahahaha.

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form 4 class photo.it would have been so much better if there are a few people from 4Sc2 were to be in 4Sc1 and melissa would just vanish from the face of the earth.i had a torrid time in form 4 being teased.aiyo!

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form 5 class.best class ever!hahaha.

class1

this is where i sit:at the side of a window.it’s seriously an ideal place to sit because……..

class2

i can actually see more of the class.my class used to be in white.its so much darker now.if my class was pink 2 years ago surely i cannot really see *ehem*….i’ll stop here.you guys must not know what and who i always see in class.hahahaha.

class3

the arrow points to where clarence and another fella will flirt with kuanpeihuang.hahaha.samuel,please don’t leave nasty comments about her or her sister later ok?hahaha.you can seriously look at the pretty girls who pass by.hahaha.

did you know i have 49 crushes in school?hahaha.i kept score ok but mostly they are mini crushes.full crushes are rare and few in between.and only a few of those full crushes actually developed into something more (i mean my feelings,not our relationships).hahaha.out of 49,2 of them are 1 year younger;3 are 1 year elder,5 are 2 years elder,4 are 3 years elder,and the rest are all of the same age.however,of the few that i will certainly remember for the rest of my life………

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i will always remember ling yiwen.she was my FIRST high school crush.ahahahahaha.chiaching,alan must be going wtf wtf wtf.hahahaha.yeah.so what.i had a crush on her until i knew of changyung’s existence.hahaha.its really a sad way to know somebody exist because he got through to your crush’s heart.hahaha.its ok though.my next (full) crush was way hotter than her.ahahahahahahaha.

i will remember the crap we talked and did in school.hahaha.there will always be a poll created by snow whitetigress about who is the most handsome in class,or who is the manliest in class.i never got the highest rating before (which is 1) from anybody in class.hahaha.then samuel who clearly is incensed because he didn’t get the highest rating would condemn the act,saying that chianwoon and the girls are wuliao.hahaha.i’ll be singing along with him because i’m also a tad bit disappointed because i didn’t get no 1.ahahahaha.it really serves as an ego-booster if you get a very high rating.muahahahahahahaha.

i will always remember the scout camps in school and what fun can the presence of a few motorcycles can bring.romp-it outings were memorable especially during ang’s birthday.hahaha.just so that i won’t forget,i was the director of pillion riders.i have no idea what the positions are for.all i know i was riding pillion.favoured destined rider will always be ian goh,director of safe riding.i’m almost certain my life is at great hands whenever i ride pillion on his blue lagenda.hahaha.i also remember the time when chiaching took jacob’s motorbike and rode with the others for makan.then he met an accident at the crystal hotel traffic light.the first thing he did after he got up is to see whether his tapau-ed milo was spilled or not instead of inspecting the damage done on jacob’s motor.jacob never let anyone borrow his bike again…………

the reason i’m writing this post is that i’m leaving for india for the next 2 years.by the time i’m back i won’t return to sitiawan as my mum finally shifts to KL.it is a very disheartening situation you know.i grew up in a small humble town and watch it develop alongside me.there was no 7-11 before i took my PMR.now there are 4 outlets.people from sitiawan would eat mcdonald’s whenever they travel outstation.now they eat something else because they got sien of eating mcdonalds since there’s a mcd outlet here.i use to pity those lala mui-s of simpang tiga who dress up nicely to go shop at econsave but soon they can dress up to go to jusco in another few years time.

i’ll miss you sitiawan.you gave me kongpiang,late night nasi lemak,fresh seafood.but most importantly,you gave me the best memories and the time of my life.

lanternbatman

this was the most recent outing:my farewell party.it is the most gut-wrenching outing so far.hahaha.justin got me this batman lantern.this is the best lantern ever.when i was forced to make a speech before i cut my cake,i almost cried and winnie was recording it.hahaha.it would be so not macho if i did cry.anyway,i got hanshin to feed me the cake.hahahaha.

the memories are there because of you guys.you people are pieces of a puzzle.if a few pieces are missing then the puzzle would not be complete and you will not see the full picture as the pieces could not be replaced.you are pieces that i would like to keep forever.sounds familiar right yvonne?i copied and edited your sms.hahahaha.you guys mean the world to me.i will miss you guys a lot.i’ll miss HER more though.ahahahahaha.

i started blogging because it was a trend back then but now i trully realised what the purpose of blogging is for:it serves to a be a reminder of the joys and treasured memories you’ve accumulated throughout the years and the happiness is shared to those who mean the most to you.i will update my blog more when i get there so you guys would know what is going on there.someday,i will return to sitiawan.the only problem is i have no place to stay.ang budget hotel and recreation centre:your favourite customer will be back.save a place for me will ya!

the boy who is forced to take a break

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JKJR (Jabatan Keselamatan Jalan Raya)

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autobots:

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the boy who is so hot that he could be a contributing factor to global warming

kahhau

that was his reaction when he saw a figure walking in the hall……..

kenneth

the people who witnessed it couldn’t believe their eyes.was it an optical illusion??

kiki

he thought that he has identified the being but he was so wrong when he classified the being.he should have added “hot” in front of “botakhead”.

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hehe.i shaved my head.

i clearly remembered last year when yuanwen or jiayi claimed that we(botak crew) were stupid  because we went for a mass shave.“we are not stupid ok!!!we are the trendsetters!!!” replied chiaching. he was right.the BotakCrew inspired not one,but two groups of 8(one in the morning session and another in the afternoon session in my secondary school)  to shave their heads (copycats!!!).not only that,we also set young girls’ hearts on fire!!!bwahahahahaha.

i don’t know why but i feel very very manly/macho when i shave my head.its true.i feel like james bond (daniel craig version) everytime i stroke my well-trimmed hairdo.

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hehehehe.

i remembered the time when i entered the chemistry lab.my classmates went “wow”/”oh my god”/speechless.“wah sachin!i cannot recognise you!” said samantha. “nice hair” charissa beckoned. haha.charissa’s comment made my day.my not-so-new female classmates took it quite well.however,they were a bit curious on why i shaved my hair.

tania: why you cut your hair like that?

sachin: erm..for fun…why?is it really that bad?

tania: nola…it’s nice…i like it!!

HAH!see,she likes it.it means that there are other girls who like it too.ahahahaha.it’s funny how i can shave my head for fun but others around the world are quickly losing it and need hair badly.hahaha.these naturally-bald men would do anything for hair.hahahaha.a few notable examples of these ppor fellows: rafa benitez (liverpool manager),datuk seri najib razak (our deputy prime minister),arjen robben and wesley sneijder (real madrid players),wayne rooney (manchester united…we know why he is losing his hair…that boy must go for anger management classes) and a certain good friend of a certain school teacher with the surname Phang (no prizes for guessing).anyway,not everyone agrees with tania’s opininion.

discussion

“sachin,you’re so brave!!whenever i have a bad haircut,i would stay indoors,” .what the hell is that supposed to mean,meiyun?ahahaha.yeemun and guangshi asked me whether i was dumped or devastated to the point where i lost my conscience.for the record,i never had a girlfriend and i shaved my head not because i was devastated,but for fun.well,not really.it all started when daryl egged the rest of the BC (Botak Crew) to go bald.fine,ian and i agreed.but when i shaved my head thinking that ian would follow suit,he bailed on me.hahaha.babi fella!!!never mind,what is done is done.my hair grows at a reasonably fast rate so i’m not too bothered.hey,i save shampoo,conditioner,hair gel and sometimes electricity (i blowdry my hair sometimes when its really long and thick).

haha.anyway,my lecturers reacted postively.mr chan (former chemistry lecturer) said i look smart (in appearance and intelect…no kidding) whereas my maths lecturer offered me a free haircut.it seems that she bought a shaver at home and shaves the heads of the males in her life (her husband and two kids).she claimed that the money which could be spent on their haircut (an average RM7 for a haircut) is saved and spent on her hairdo instead.wow,i would never marry a maths teacher.miss annie said i looked neat and gave me her signature thumbs up!!!

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haha.everytime i see her showing her signature thumbs up,i wonder whether she was supposed to teach me chemistry or appear in housewife-friendly advertisements (promoting domestic goods such as cleaning agents etc)

annie2

haha.you know,my classmate thinks she could even be the Yakult girl (replacing melissa campbell if i’m not mistaken).let’s just hope that she concentrates on shoving chemical equations and calculations into my head.

comparisons

haha.people compare me to a lot of people when i’m bald.jueanne said i looked like owen yap (who’s that?) while others beg to differ.here are some of the notable comparisons that have been made.

tweener (Prison Break character)

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man,since when do i look like tweener.i didn’t shave my head to look like the character best rememberes as the one who gets sodomised,ok!it’s more like i shaved my head to look like wentworth miler

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hahaha.he and i have a lot in common.he has very thin eyebrows while i have…….oh,never mind.oh oh oh,he is gay while i’m……..sigh.guess the only thing we have in common is our hairstyles,huh?

Barack Obama (President Elect of USA)

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aoife,you are so funny.how on earth do we appear alike?hehe.he’s a tall,lanky guy who’s going to lead a country while i’m just a short guy who,well,is short.to be honest,i thought hilary clinton would win.i don’t know why but it doesn’t really matter who’s the president of USA.they say that Obama’s win signifies that the world is changing and people are accepting the minority as the leaders of a nation.

i’m not interested in politics.to me,his win serves up as an excuse for our politicians to make ludicrous comments like a non-bumi can be our next PM and so and so. although we all want that to happen,it’s not really going to materialise soon,isn’t it?as long as there are idiots in the country who in turn elect idiots to the Parliament (think sexist and rude MPs…those “b***** b******”…ahahahah),our country would never have a non-bumi PM.come on,they berated an MP of their own just because he gave his insight on what his race has become.what about the existence of a certain opposition party that wants to ban all international female acts and give us a bald,singing monkey?!!they should concentrate more on eradicating mat rempit-s or educating those who are jahiliah. seriously la,they should present a proposal calling for fatwa on mat rempit-s.they are the real menace to society,not yoga or pengkid-s (girls who dress up like guys).

woah,sidetrack to the wrong place.hehehe

The Rock (former WWE superstar turned actor)

hahaha.people compare me to him the most.they say i really look like the People’s Champ.

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hmmm.i don’t think i look like The Rock at all.hahaha.anyway,if what people have said is true,then it would be interesting if we were to switch places.i’m the wrestling megastar while he’s just a regular teenager.

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if you can smelllll…..what The Botak is cooking!!!!hahaha.yeah.omg.the picture looks terrible.it’s like i went for a spray tan and got it wrong.ahahaha.if i’m a wrestling star in the WWE i would…..

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date KellyKelly,my favourite WWE diva.she’s smoking hot!!!!hahahaha.i wonder how The Rock would do being a normal teenager…….

botak

ahahahaha.my photo editting software sucks.its time i upgrade to photoshop or something.

by the way,The World’s Most ‘Wu-liao’ Mum™ has found out about my blog

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haha.she got the adress from ang.sorry ang for calling you a traitor.i guess there’s nothing much you can do but to give the URL of my blog to her.ahaha.she told me to stay away from politics and stop writing bad stuff about the stupid,big,fat b**** melissa.see,i censored it out for the first time.

i don’t know why she has to call her son and pretend to be a girl wanting to be friends as soon as she got a new number.it’s like some kind of test old mums carry out on their sons to find out whether their sons would simply invite girls home or not.however,her voice is so distinct that i could tell that she was my mum.if that’s not wu-liao enough,she called me during class and get me out of college just to participate in a game with the mix fm roadrunners.

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i was not kidding

it has been a long time since i’ve blogged.i think i’m a bit rusty.but you guys are glad i’m back,aren’t you??hehehe.

*to the tune of PCD’s song “Don’t Cha”    

DON”T CHA WISH YOUR BOTAK WAS HOT LIKE ME? (ohhhh)

DON’T CHA WISH YOUR BOTAK WAS A FREAK LIKE ME (pssssttt!!! ahhh!!!)

DON”T CHA (aaaaahhaaaahaaa)

DON”T CHA

hello world,i’m back!!!!