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parts made in KL,assembled in SITIAWAN

“i’m from SITIAWAN,Perak”

that’s what i answer whenever people in college ask me about where i was from.did you know i was born in KL?yeah.in fact,i only moved to sitiawan when i was roughly 3 years old.i thought that the fact that i was born in KL does not make me an original Sitiawan product,but i feel that this small,humble town made me into what i am today.

naval base

this is what got me into sitiawan in the first place:the naval base.haha.i can’t offer any pictures beyond the gate.very mafan .you need to leave your IC and particulars at the gate.then as you exit they will check what’s inside your car boot.gosh.very troublesome.anyway,my dad got transferred to the navall base in lumut.that’s why we moved and settled down in sitiawan.

house

yeah.this is my first house.i got a shock when i came to take a photograph of it.it is not like when i lived in it.there used to be a lawn,a place where i could play all day,and pots of flowers which my mum made me water every day.now,it looks like a joint for drug addicts.gosh.what was left of that beautiful  home is the white house.

house1

i can’t find any full frontal pictures of my house.hahahaha.as you can see,it was much more beautiful last time.

house2

i still can’t make the same face since this photo was taken.hahahaha.yeah.i had the furniture since then.so damn troublesome to keep.DON’T buy these types of furniture.you’ll regret it and your children will hate you for buying them!

house3

this is my first birthday party in sitiawan!hahaha.my 7th birthday.merdeka cake.wtf.hahahaha.did you know my previous birthdays were held at my grandma’s house in hulu langat,kl?!it means that whenever its time for my birthday,we had to drive all the way to KL in my ancient taufu-lou honda accord just to throw a party.hahaha.mum got fed up and organised it in sitiawan on my 7th birthday.

road

i OWNED this stretch of road!haha.i remembered riding my blue bicycle as fast as i can.hahaha.there used to be lots of trees.my first fall on my bike was under a tree  but i can’t remember where as most of the big trees were chopped off.hmmm

shop

i bought peanut butter biscuits (my favourite at that time…tak tahu pun oreos existed) at this shop.hahaha.i had my first siu mai,lou ma kai,fishballs,charsiew pau and stuff you find at coffeeshops in a silver steam cabinet.not here la but at the coffeeshop next door.here is where i spent whatever coins i could find at numerous tikam machines.hahaha.and and and the owner of the shop has a pretty niece who taught me at kuok ming school.hahaha.i went there in the afternoons to study chinese.hahaha.i used to be able to read and write chinese but now i’m hopeless.yeah.back to the niece.i always looked forward to her lessons.she taught me moral during my first year and maths during my second year.yeah.mondays,wednesdays,fridays.those were the days she would teach my class.once i hitched a ride home with her,i  was silent the whole trip.ahahaha.and she asked me why i was quiet.muahahahaha.kuok ming school.yeah.i broke some furniture that belong to this man who actually has a house in the school compound.and as what true boys do at that age,i ran!he didn’t claim for the damages but he did glared at me whenever i’m nearby.gosh.sorry old man!

court

a basketball court RIGHT in front of my house.if only i stayed there till now,i might grow taller or become better in basketball.hmmmmmm.sadly,that’s not the case.i moved  into my current sitiawan house when i was 8.fast forward 11 years,i now have a japanese neighbour,a hairdressing neighbour and some vietname neighbours!hahaha.there’s so many movement in and out of the house every night.hahahahahahaha.some of them are sexy you know.

tadikalinden

this small building played a huge role in my life……

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tadika linden!!!hahaha.did you know most of my friends went here for kindergarten?yeah.i have a tendency to remember all my firsts.i was cheated by my mum to go to kindergarten.i thought that my mum bought me a cool new red shirt and white shorts to wear for outings and such.then she told me to wear it and took me to tadika and left me on my own after 2 hours.as soon as i reached home i cried.i hated it so much.hahaha.i wonder if miss chan and mrs jeba are still there teaching young brats like me?hmmmmmm.

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yes people,this is my primary school.we all fit into that building;standard one to standard six.hahahahaha.this is my school’s hall.KECERMELANGAN MATLAMAT KAMI!what a catchy slogan.

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my primary school is located just beside my secondary school,separated by a wire fence.on saturdays,the hall will be filled by taikwondo students.ahhahaha.teacher’s day celebrations are held here and so does the many episodes in which tuantynn avoids tizebin.hahaha.did you know that tizebin has a crush on tuantynn?and tuantynn would avoid him when he crosses her line of sight?gosh.epic man.hahahaha

hall2

they said the hall is haunted.you can hear the piano playing by itself at nights,they claim.i haven’t heard it so far.

hauntedclass

that is the scariest classroom ever.just going up the stairs gives me the chill.gosh.i don’t even know what’s inside.to those who went in,let me know ya.

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this is where the japanese prisoners dig their own grave.and we were running around the field every single day.gosh.this is another rumour someone told me.hahaha.

toilet

the toilet.it looks disgusting.frankly,which school toilet doesn’t?however………….

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it looks damn decent for a school toilet.

field

the basketball court actually served as a tapak perhimpunan.and as prefects,our weekly spot check during assembly was to see if students wash their shoes or not.wtf.hahahaha.prefects got nothing else better to do.actually,i was a librarian for 2 years before becoming a prefect.cool huh.hahaha.special shoutout to ramanan here!he was my first friend in primary school.hahaha.i also had my first discipline case in primary school.i “extorted” money from tizebin.hahahaha.we had a bet about whether ultraman would air later in the day during a tuition class.i was thinking “gosh,easy rm1 for me”.so the next day when i went and claimed my prize,he reported to the headmistress.wtf.over rm1 i got a discipline case.hahahaha.small kids those days…sigh.

peepee

small kids these days!!!hahaha.they have no shame at all.if you can see clearly,there’s a taikwondo student peeing behind the bush.hahahaha.he’s so unlucky i was there to take photos.ahahahahaha.

pkm

the owner of this shop is one of mankind’s greatest contributors:his greatest contribution to the world is none other than IVY HAR.ahahahahaha.mr har,you are one good man that shall be remembered by me!hehehe.his 2nd greatest contribution to the world is the fact that he sold me a PC.by selling the PC,he gave me access to the internet.thus the birth of my blog.if it wasn’t for him,you wouldn’t be reading this post at all.

curryhouse

home curry house!if there’s a restaurant i would frequent for every meal for a whole month or two,it’s got to be this kick-ass joint.ok,maybe the food is not that great but its definitely convenient.i used to walk under the scorching heat with ang on days our mums got too lazy to cook.now we drive as we are too lazy.hahaha.super gay since last time.

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this is the place to get both NST and the star after 11am.during school holidays when there was no newspaper from school,i used to cycle all the way to this joint.hahahaha.why 11am?that’s because i usually wake up at 10-ish.by then its way too late to get english newspapers at stands near my house.so,what has to be done must be done.i have to get them newspapers!

 capri

capri.hahahaha.this is my most favourite place to eat.fine,maybe fullpann has better food.fine,fullpann has air con.fine,fullpann has no moaquitoes.but i really really like capri.maybe its the atmosphere.hmmmm.i should stop thinking about it.i’m already drooling.

cinema

hehe.sitiawan’s local cinema.it’s kinda an amazing building if you had witness it transform from a rundown building to one of sitiawan’s money-milkers.yeah.this building has a rich history.countless tamil movies have been screened here,countless (actually there weren’t many)chairs thrown within the screening halls and countless pink tickets sold by the old chinese ladies at the counter.yeah.i wonder what happened to the old aunty.

thestore

i give you sitiawan’s main shopping hub:THE STORE!!!hahaha.yeah.sorry about the poor picture.its kinda dangerous to take a picture while driving.bolehlah,the picture is kinda decent.anyway,here is where samuel gets most of its clothes (this line is referred to his friends who were/still studying with him at the UK).hehe.yogurt here is very fresh,unlike what some people claim.anyway,its still going strong despite competition from billion,ceria,econsave and giant.that might soon change with jusco being proposed to open a branch just opposite to giant.hehe.finally,a well known branch of deparmental store since parkson.hohoho.

thursdaymarket

this is where you find a lot of people on a thursday afternoon:the thursday market.i used to think that the thursday market was on a grand scale until i came to KL and witness connaught night market.if thursday market is a proton then connaught pasar malam is a mercedes.hahahaha.i opt to describe connaught pasar malam as a mercedes as i’ve heard there’s a bigger pasar malam somewhere in KL.hehe.anyway,this place evokes many memories.the most significant one was when i went there on ang’s motorbike without a helmet and was caught by my mum.as a result,my license classes were DELAYED.i was furious and so was she.hahahaha.the worst part is she sent an sms to ian’s phone informing me that she was going to delay my license classes.how embarassing was that!!!apa mau buat?i didn’t own a handphone at that time.and when i thought i owned one during post PMR,it was stolen at Lost World of Tambun.damn!!!!

lookinggood

this is what could be a specialists center in the future.the doctors that might run this place is daryl yeak,ian goh,ling j-cyn,samuel ding and maybe a few dentists.hahaha.manjung parade!!sitiawan’s most tak laku punya building.yeah.it once housed lookinggood,a supermarket.it was not a nice place to shop.i only remembered it as there was an A&W outlet.if there’s one reason to force me to lookinggood its A&W.then it was institut tech,a tuition center where the air-con was freaking cold.there was a store selling pokemon cards too there.there was also a gym.that is until the building housed a snooker center.hehehe.

facial

C&E beauty house.I STRONGLY URGE YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE TO NOT TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS WITH YOUR PHONE WHILE DRIVING!!!!!hahaha.its dangerous and your photos don’t come out that good.anyway,i now have to start looking for a facial shop nearby my house here in KL as i don’t think i will go there for facials in the future.i will really miss the relaxing face massages and the countless advice to drink more water from the aunties.hahahaha.

tucky

haha.red light at the traffic light.its ok to take a shot.if there’s a notion to eat chicken rice then i would gladly drive all the way to restoran tucky.hahaha.

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this is by far the most important building in sitiawan:SMK Methodist (ACS) Sitiawan.no,EST 1903 does not mean there are 1903 students who got an A1 in English for Science and Technology (EST).in fact,we did so badly for EST until the school opt not to offer the subject anymore.EST in this case means ESTablished.hahaha.so basically my school is 106 years old this year.cool huh?

classblock

this is my class block from form 1 to form 4.it used to be in white but it has now transformed into a butter/balai polis/mr bean school.why yellow dr ashleigh?haha.i used to walk slowly along this road after school so that two girls will shout “BYE BYE SACHIN!” if they are still there.well,i only wanted to hear it from ONE of the girls.the other one just kacau!hehe.but after 2 weeks they got bored of saying bye-bye to me.sigh.anyway,my class would be at the front end of the block except in form 1 where i was in 1A3.hahaha.the class was so much fun.

canteen

the canteen:where we escape to after hours of studying (more like daydreaming,sleeping,reading newspaper,buat bissing,gossiping).i will always remember fear factor uncle who has left school after the class of 2007.mingsern used to be his usual customer until 2005 or sometime then.i think he did not like his ‘happy meal’.in fact,many didnt like the free gifts that came with his ‘happy meal’.they went and lodged numerous complaints because they found cockroaches,flies,lizard’s tail (nice wat the cintan mee,sup ekor wert).once,ang found a rubber band in his fried sotong.WTF.hahaha.i would always go for indian nasi lemak.then i will tambah fried egg,chicken,sambal telur (the sambal of the sambal telur way way way better than the normal sambal).at times i will get sirap cincau to drink.hahaha.if i were to drink it on a daily basis sure i’ll get diabetes.anyway,the quality of the sambal has deteriorated since i left.the highly addictive chicken nuggets there are now sold by mr burong’s wife:5 for rm2.damn.last time the chinese aunty sold 3 for rm1.maybe yihan got discount or something because he’s always seen hitting on taliking to the aunty.hmmm.maybe yihan got discount from the indian stall instead since he’ll go for his customary 2nd round of kueyteow with cucur smothered in sambal.hahahahahaha.i will also remember air suam kurang manis and teh tarik kurang manis tambah susu.WTF again.

pole

the forbidden pole.you are not allowed to touch the shown pole.its contaminated with chiaching’s booger!

court

basketball court.recently it has been resurfaced and the backboard was replaced.i had many memories at this court.i joined the closed competition first with NUMB (hahaha…we were easily distinguished with our football jersey tops) and then with CDMC Avengers!hahaha.we were the worst team ever.we lost all 7 of our matches.i did end up as the team’s top scorer.oh ya,i broke a flower pot in frustation as well.hahaha.sachin the vandal!!!!

tennis

our school has a tennis court.cool huh?

hall

library.guess which one of them is my sister.hahahaha.

men's

guys’ toilet.only open whenever the janitor feels like opening.it is the newer one.

men's2

guys’ common toilet.always open.hahaha.so dirty.you can find cigarette boxes in the flush tanks.once during a spot check,i found poop in the tank.how it got there remains a disgusting mystery.gosh.it’s so high up.how on earth did that guy pull off an upper decker?

ladies'

ladies’ toilet.it smells worse than the guys’ toilet.i kid you not.

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this is my form 2 class photo.somehow my face is scratched off.aiyo.haha.i had misplaced my form 1 class photo.

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form 3 photo.one of mums’ worst nightmares:their sakai sons in white pants!hahaha.my mum had a super hard time cleaning my pants as they get dirty way too easily.hahahaha.

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form 4 class photo.it would have been so much better if there are a few people from 4Sc2 were to be in 4Sc1 and melissa would just vanish from the face of the earth.i had a torrid time in form 4 being teased.aiyo!

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form 5 class.best class ever!hahaha.

class1

this is where i sit:at the side of a window.it’s seriously an ideal place to sit because……..

class2

i can actually see more of the class.my class used to be in white.its so much darker now.if my class was pink 2 years ago surely i cannot really see *ehem*….i’ll stop here.you guys must not know what and who i always see in class.hahahaha.

class3

the arrow points to where clarence and another fella will flirt with kuanpeihuang.hahaha.samuel,please don’t leave nasty comments about her or her sister later ok?hahaha.you can seriously look at the pretty girls who pass by.hahaha.

did you know i have 49 crushes in school?hahaha.i kept score ok but mostly they are mini crushes.full crushes are rare and few in between.and only a few of those full crushes actually developed into something more (i mean my feelings,not our relationships).hahaha.out of 49,2 of them are 1 year younger;3 are 1 year elder,5 are 2 years elder,4 are 3 years elder,and the rest are all of the same age.however,of the few that i will certainly remember for the rest of my life………

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i will always remember ling yiwen.she was my FIRST high school crush.ahahahahaha.chiaching,alan must be going wtf wtf wtf.hahahaha.yeah.so what.i had a crush on her until i knew of changyung’s existence.hahaha.its really a sad way to know somebody exist because he got through to your crush’s heart.hahaha.its ok though.my next (full) crush was way hotter than her.ahahahahahahaha.

i will remember the crap we talked and did in school.hahaha.there will always be a poll created by snow whitetigress about who is the most handsome in class,or who is the manliest in class.i never got the highest rating before (which is 1) from anybody in class.hahaha.then samuel who clearly is incensed because he didn’t get the highest rating would condemn the act,saying that chianwoon and the girls are wuliao.hahaha.i’ll be singing along with him because i’m also a tad bit disappointed because i didn’t get no 1.ahahahaha.it really serves as an ego-booster if you get a very high rating.muahahahahahahaha.

i will always remember the scout camps in school and what fun can the presence of a few motorcycles can bring.romp-it outings were memorable especially during ang’s birthday.hahaha.just so that i won’t forget,i was the director of pillion riders.i have no idea what the positions are for.all i know i was riding pillion.favoured destined rider will always be ian goh,director of safe riding.i’m almost certain my life is at great hands whenever i ride pillion on his blue lagenda.hahaha.i also remember the time when chiaching took jacob’s motorbike and rode with the others for makan.then he met an accident at the crystal hotel traffic light.the first thing he did after he got up is to see whether his tapau-ed milo was spilled or not instead of inspecting the damage done on jacob’s motor.jacob never let anyone borrow his bike again…………

the reason i’m writing this post is that i’m leaving for india for the next 2 years.by the time i’m back i won’t return to sitiawan as my mum finally shifts to KL.it is a very disheartening situation you know.i grew up in a small humble town and watch it develop alongside me.there was no 7-11 before i took my PMR.now there are 4 outlets.people from sitiawan would eat mcdonald’s whenever they travel outstation.now they eat something else because they got sien of eating mcdonalds since there’s a mcd outlet here.i use to pity those lala mui-s of simpang tiga who dress up nicely to go shop at econsave but soon they can dress up to go to jusco in another few years time.

i’ll miss you sitiawan.you gave me kongpiang,late night nasi lemak,fresh seafood.but most importantly,you gave me the best memories and the time of my life.

lanternbatman

this was the most recent outing:my farewell party.it is the most gut-wrenching outing so far.hahaha.justin got me this batman lantern.this is the best lantern ever.when i was forced to make a speech before i cut my cake,i almost cried and winnie was recording it.hahaha.it would be so not macho if i did cry.anyway,i got hanshin to feed me the cake.hahahaha.

the memories are there because of you guys.you people are pieces of a puzzle.if a few pieces are missing then the puzzle would not be complete and you will not see the full picture as the pieces could not be replaced.you are pieces that i would like to keep forever.sounds familiar right yvonne?i copied and edited your sms.hahahaha.you guys mean the world to me.i will miss you guys a lot.i’ll miss HER more though.ahahahahaha.

i started blogging because it was a trend back then but now i trully realised what the purpose of blogging is for:it serves to a be a reminder of the joys and treasured memories you’ve accumulated throughout the years and the happiness is shared to those who mean the most to you.i will update my blog more when i get there so you guys would know what is going on there.someday,i will return to sitiawan.the only problem is i have no place to stay.ang budget hotel and recreation centre:your favourite customer will be back.save a place for me will ya!

my 19th birthday wishes

did you know that on the 6th of August 19 years ago,a fusion of an indian and shinese baby was born and the baby looked like a thai/malay/burmese kid?

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BABY KIKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahaha.yvonne said i look very much indian in this picture.however,she’s the only one who thinks like that.presening the EVOLUTION!!!!!!!!

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me being 12.hahaha.i lost the photo that i took when i was 6 or something.anyway,i look like a typical malay boy in this picture.what you guys didn’t know is that i lost a considerable amount of weight before i took this photo.i was a very plump boy when i was 10 and 11.

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me at 15.hahahaha.as you can see i have a serious acne problem.i do have acne now but it has improved tremendously since this picture was taken.all thanks to aunty carmen and eva.hahahaha

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haha.scout photo when i was 16.i used this photo the most so far.i do have a better photo now……..

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hahahaha.me now!!!the first thing i noticed after i took this photo was my hair!!!hahahaha.wait till my mum sees this.she’s gonna apprehend me on my hair AGAIN.sigh.

hotwheels

this is a present for my 6th birthday.it led to………….

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THIS!!!!!!!hahahaha.

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i forgot how many hot wheels cars i own.hahahaha.

bike

this is a present from my mum and aunty for my 10th birthday.i remembered cycling to the newspaper stand near winnie’s house to buy papers during the holidays.it was the only stand that sells both the star and NST past 11am.

shoes

my present last year.as you can see,it’s very dirty.it needs a wash.JUEANNE!!!!its time to train your non-existent housekeeping skills.you can start by washing my shoes.hahahahaha.

 

cake

one of my 3 birthday cakes!this was during a gathering on the 5th which i partly organised without the intention of  making my birthday the main event.i wanted to belanja them cake but they belanja-ed me instead.

ang,jiayi and siew lyn were there to celebrate with my friends.hahahaha.did you know that UNITEN had confirmed cases of H1N1 (A)?it means that if ang got it,my friends will get it too with me being the 1st victim!!!ahahaha.anyway,for ang to drive all the way to my house,thanks a lot!!

received many funny well wishes from my friends.most special is from yuki,she sent an sms all the way from australia.hahaha.even more special than the one from HER.hehehe.j-cyn said i must keep my smooth gay hands.let me know when you want to feel them.ahahahaha.yuanwen called and we talked nonsense till 1am,then she sent a message before midnight,reminding me that my birthday would be over.i’m not cinderella ok!ish.because of that i’m announcing that my birthday has a grace period for 7days made effective this year!yeah.hahaha.winnie wished that i’ll have a continous supply of yogurt and oreos.hahaha.thanks WINN!hahaha.i’m calling you that from now on!WINN HAR.hahahaha.funny la.special shoutout to my ‘siamese’ sister,laychooi…thank you!and to those who wished me,thank  you!

shirt

my friends got me this outfit for my birthday.thanks guys and girls.hahahaha.really appreciate it although you guys shouldn’t have paid for the cake.and i got an envelope enclosed by kisses from yeehua,paulynn and tania.BEST CARD EVER!

yeah.its now time for the list of my birthday wishes!!!!

1. i wish i can pass my a-levels with flying colours (very unlikely)

2. i want an Optimus Prime figurine Leader class!! 

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3. i want an N86,my phone has dropped one time too many      

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             i wonder how am i going to convince my parents i need such a phone.

4.i wish my limbs would extend so i can be TALLER!!!!it’s not really a good thing standing beside siew lyn

5. i wish arsenal could win a trophy this season…ronaldo has left man u..surely things are easier this time….let’s go fabregas and co

6. i want a batmobile!!!!i still can’t get myself one despite wishing for it for 3 years running!!!          batmobile[1]

7.  i wish i could spent a week with sienna miller…watch the video…i now find her more attractive than scarlett johansson….

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ok.maybe she’s not that hot compared to scarlett johansson.however……..

 

yeah,baby you can definitely drive my car.she was,as jueanne had put it, captivating in this advertisement.no matter what i’m doing whenever this advertisement is aired on TV,i will drop whatever i’m doing and watch it wihout fail each time.she’s exactly the type of girl i would fall for.above average looking but a fantastic attitude.don’t worry scarlett johansson,i’m not dumping you.that’s because we were never together in the first place.you’ll still be featured in my future posts,i guess.ahahahaha.no hard feelings ok?

8.  i wish deborah priya henry and stephanie chai to wish me happy birthday,as always.

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from left:elaine daly,unknown girl,stephanie chai and deborah henry.aren’t they hot???

9. i want french archer,woops,fries!!!!!

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serious.french fires!!!

10. i wish i have sylar’s powers…stupid ending for volume 4!!!!wtf.

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11. i wish i could hike gunung kinabalu before my 20th birthday.arronan!!!!!

12.i want everyone to stop telling me i’m greedy because i have a lot of wishes.you are allowed to be greedy!!hahahaha.

13.i wish that local TV stations air all of yasmin ahmad’s movies and advertisements.so far,i haven’t watched muallaf and talentime.if TV stations can show excessive amounts of tribute to michael jackson they can do the same for yasmin.why the double standards?

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14. i want to gain weight but lose my flab.gosh i’m so flabby

15.i wish i could model for sunsilk.it would be so cool to see the look on shiang june’s face when she sees me flipping my hair on tv.ahahahahahaha

16. i wish that my family and friends would live a happy,healthy life.you guys mean so much to me.i’m saying it just in case if i die suddenly.hahahaha.i heart you guys.

17. i wish that more people on my blogroll would update their blogs.lazy people.

18. i want certain people to think before they speak.words can inflict more damage on a person than you think.stupid people.change for the better lah.serves you right for not getting what you want.its karma!

19. i want people to STOP mentioning about melissa mohan.let me live in peace ok!i ran out of descriptions for her.hahahahaha.i actually want to be a better person by forgetting about insultng her but time and time again you guys bring her up.

 i’m looking forward to my last year as a teenager.hope 19 is a good age to gain valuable experience in various fields.thank you once again for the birthday wishes.i really appreciate it.

 

 

look ma!i’m on TV!!!again!

haha.i just found out about something.

aaron ezekiel edwards was one of 12 people shortlisted in his college for nivea’s ultimate prom nite king!he’s the one that i told you about,jueanne.the indian guy in penang.there’s a slight resemblance to christiano ronaldo here.hmmmm

guess who??ahahaha.she’s a former student of ACS sitiawan as well.she told me to keep you guys guessing.

aiyo.how come they never came to my college.at least i could try to audition or something.haha.but then the producers will go, “sorry kid.the girls are going to wear heels.it means that they will look taller.we don’t want any tom cruise-katie holmes poses.”.and again i’ll be rejected because i’m short.

ahahaha.who needs to audition for the real thing when you have a blog?!!ahahaha.let me introduce to you the candidates for Mr Sitiawan!!!woot

 

jacob chew

haha.the youngest candidate in our list aged 17 and a few days.during his form 5 days,he was the object of desire of most upper 6 girls.he’s the school’s volleyball captain and a decent basketball player.                                                                                                             

girls should go for him because: he can keep an account for all your spendings and show you how much you splurge on shoes,make-up,handbags and your expenses since he’s studying accounts.

codename:McBoyish

 

ang chun keat

don’t be fooled by this girlish post,he is actually the manliest candidate in our list.with his big build and often angry facial expression,you might think he’s someone not to mess with.however,underneath the exterior lies a kind young man who deserves to be nominated

girls should choose him because: he won’t laugh at you if you’re scared of cats.that is because he is afraid of them too.ahahaha.girls can optimise his strength to carry their shopping bags.and yes,he makes a good domestic helper (he does the housework way better than most girls)

codename: McTakutkucing

 

thilagaraaj arronan a/l mundraje

the second youngest candidate is aiming to be a chemical engineer.so far,he has some ‘chemistry’ with most girls that he interacts with.a gentle guy who packs a big punch (literally).although he’s has a few ‘spare tayar’-s,play a few rounds of badminton with him and you’ll see he has better court coverage than you.

girls should choose him because: he’s hairy.and all that hair is used to trap air for heat insulation.means you’ll feel warm when you cuddle up with him.haha.and he has a very good sense of humour.

codename: McFurry

 

ian goh hong siang

the most vertically challenged candidate in our list.i’m serious.haha.blessed in academics,this young man has lots of gadgets that he often gloats about.haha.he’s the school tennis captain and has the longest sideburns for a chinese friend of mine.

girls should choose him because: he’ll solve any problems with your computer or digital players.plus,he’ll help you with any problems if you ask him nicely.

codename: McTechnicalsupport

 

lee yi han

some girls totally dig guys in uniform.i just don’t know why. ‘captain pork’ is a nice guy.he is very disciplined and is a family man.he puts his family before anything else

girls should choose him because: although your cooking sucks, he’ll sapu all the dishes clean.yeah.you can feed him anything without any complaint.he also makes a good domestic helper.he’s also serving the country!!!!how macho is that???

codename: McPorkie

 

loh chia ching

he’s not a malay or an indian but he’s darker than me.hmmm.haha.he’s born a day before me and our name rhymes.a very fun guy to be with

girls should go for him because: he’s a ball of fun.you’ll definitely have a great time with him.if you can’t finish your food when you guys go out,he’ll finish it for you.he eats a lot despite his thin frame.

codename: McBlackie

 

daryl yeak dieu jim

he’s currently in australia now.haha.he’s a guy with a big frame.i feel like frodo when i’m with him.ish.haha.he likes photography and has a camera to express himself.check out the photos he took.they’re real good

girls should go for him because: if you like to camwhore,he’s the best guy to take your pictures.haha.a very nice bloke as well.he’s also the most mature candidate in the list

codename: McDarlie

 

gong wei jian

the most metrosexual guy in our list.haha.he has received many references to korean actors.he may not look like it in this pic because it was taken a few months back.a friend of mine said he has the best hairstyle among us.cheh,that’s because he has a mum as a hairstylist!

girls should go for him because: he’s the only candidate who has a six-pack.the rest of us think its a great achievement to have a flat tummy,having great abs is just godsend.oh ya.he has a cool car,cool clothes and a cool hairstyle.

codename: McKorean

 

justin peter joseph

he’s a mixed guy like me (chindian) and often mistaken as a malay.he was brought to the police station twice but was released.it all happened during the fasting month.the biggest and strongest of us all!!!

girls should go for him because: he cooks great food albeit having too much ginger.i quote from ang “its as if there’s a pregnant lady in the house”.he sucks at cleaning but he makes it up by serenading you with his great voice.yes,he can sing.a gentleman to say the least and he’s able to stay alive and scratch-free everytime he drives his toyota corolla with bald front tires.

codename: McLembu

 

sachin i-have-a-very-long-name-to-spell-out

haha.yeah.me myself.i didn’t want to write out my name because certain quarters will purposedly misspell my name.haha.a hyperactive guy with an infinite charm (fuyoh!!!!),he dazzles the ladies with his impeccable manners and groove (wtf?!!).the most gentleman candidate!too gentleman until he got harassed by a homosexual guy.

girls should go for ME because: i won’t laugh at your bad driving skills because i (twice) broke my mum’s side mirror (yep,the same one…TWICE!!!).you don’t have to cook for me or worry about me getting proper nutrition as i can survive on oreos and yogurt.i compensate my lack of height with confidence.i have the smoothest pair of hands among the candidates so you’ll feel good touching them.i do housework.i’m not a great cook but i can whip out some stuff (like durian+yogurt+oreo combo…tasty,NOT!!!).i’m the most polite one.i’m the most gentleman one.i’m the most charming one.and last but not least i’m the most perasan one.

codename: McShorty

so.how do we determine who’s mr sitiawan?well,you can just tell us who’s your pick.girls are strongly advised to tell us your pick.there won’t be any contest for the girls because there’s only one girl that could win and she’s from GREECE!!!haha

the boy who had nothing to do but catch movies at what was a place where all indian people in a small town can relate to and enjoy their time there

i had the oppurtinity to watch 4 movies in 3 days at arasu.wtf???siao siam kia!!!!got lots of money is it???haha.i don’t have lots of money.its just that people pay for the tickets.who does not love free stuff?

WALL E

i forgot what does wall e stand for.anyway,it was the best movie out of the four.haha.the clean,white robot is EVA.haha.when WALL E first called EVA (ee-va) i thought he was calling out aoife (ee-fa).haha.it reminds me of myself though.WALL E was afraid of EVA when they first met like how i was afraid of chian”snow white”woon.WALL E ended up as EVA’s boyfriend towards the end of the movie.i wish i can say the same about snow white and i.haha.she has her fashionable,korean look-alike prince charming who has a very cool plastic card it seems (BUS card).haha.

anyway,this movie actually had a strong plot and moral lessons.it gave an insight of what could happen if we didn’t take care of our planet.for starters (if the future looks like the movie),earth would be covered in so much trash that the toxicity levels are too high for any living things to live in.the humans on the other hand,will be onboard a luxury spaceliner vessel where we’ll just sit on hovering,computerised ogawa massage chairs and spoilt rotten till the point where we can’t walk because we’re too lazy.oh ya.due to the effects of microgravity (is there such a thing?),we’ll lose a considerable amount of bone mass (in short,we become obese).it just sickens me to see what people we could be if we do not take care of the planet.everyone’s too lazy to get up from their chairs to do things.

yvinne,it was a good movie.don’t judge a movie by its poster.haha.

 

YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN

the first opening minutes were kinda impressive.a super israelian spy infiltrates a building full of enemies while wearing a mariah carey shirt.just the sight of it makes you laugh.other than that,it’s something like the superstupidhero movie.in the movie,he made all of the women who went for a haircut experience orgasm.either he bangs them after their haircut or do erotic stuff.seriously,a shoulder massage by his penis??haha.the big bump in his pants is not because of the size of his penis,it’s because of the size of his bush. “it feels like a cushion”.

weird quotes from the movie: “oh mrs.******. you look bang-able!”; “i didn’t intend to make you fall head over tits for me”.in order to fully understand or enjoy the movie,you really must have a good knowledge about the american slang.serious.the funniest scene for me is when the immigrants were “discussing” politics.haha.

why is it better than the superhero movie?well,it had a sensible plot.it showed that if people put their differences aside,we can all live happily with each other.but still,it’s one of adam sandler’s worse movies.

 

THE MUMMY:TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR

this is the worst out of the four.some people may disagree but i don’t see myself ever giving a thought of watching it for the second time even if winnie agrees to shave her head bald after we watched it.i would watch it again if and only if my greek goddess asked me.oh ya.scarlett johansson can ask me out to watch it too.

i have to admit the story went on smoothly.too smooth until my brain does not have to work.mummy awakened,mummy evil,mummy has powers,mummy wants to rule the world,mummy gets killed by the O’ Connors.see.freaking simple storyline.and the leading lady is not as hot as rachel wiesz.

 

STAR WARS: CLONE WARS

haha.i’m a star wars fan and so is ian.we decided to watch it together.however,we feel very homo since it’s only the two of us.so,we got samuel to join us and he got jeeyan to watch it with us.haha.girls should not watch this movie.seriously.jeeyan went blank after 10minutes,thinking to herself, “why on earth did i come and join samuel?”.haha.there were only 15 people in the cinema.15!!!! out of that 15 ppl,only 2 enjoyed it thoroughly (ian and i).

however, episode 2.5 is nothing like the other star wars movies.the fighting scenes were mundane (the best fighting scene in the star wars saga is definitely between yoda and count dooku),the graphics sub-par,the plot was simple and they had different actors to voice obi-wan kenobi and anakin skywalker.but still,its way better than the mummy.

one thing that baffles me,how come anakin has a padawan (apprentice)?she never appeared in episode 3.don’t  tell me episode 2.5.2 is coming out soon to clarify whether ahsoka would be dead by episode 3 or not.and anakin was way subdued.what happened to his recklessness??the temptations to join the dark side???bad star wars movie.

 

overall,i spent more money on popcorn than one week’s worth of toll in KL.i’m waiting for tropic thunder,quantum of the solace and money no enough 2 to be released on DVD’s (pirated of course) unless my greek goddess asked me to watch it with her (in the cinema of course)

the boy who’s currently very excited about a sequel that will be released in another 3 years

i found this on the internet

i went “holy shit!!!!!holy shit!!!HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!”. the riddler as the next sequel’s villain???? oh my god!ohmy god!OH MY GOD!!!!!!. then i found out it’s fake. this fan art poster was so good that i didn’t mind being duped that this is the next poster.ahahaha.

the riddler would make a nice villain. unlike joel schumacher’s batman movie, batman forever in which jim carrey played the riddler (it was not bad), christopher nolan’s riddler would be a sick,twisted dude (i hope so).i don’t really know much about the riddler so i won’t comment any further.

however,it turns out that catwoman would be in the next movie!!!!!! guess who’s playing her……

ehehehe.she’s not really my greek goddess. angelina jolioe is getting advice from a porn actress on how to play catwoman.hmmmm.this should be very interesting. i would like to see whether she could top michelle pfeiffer (she’s really hot back in her day) as how heath ledger trumped jack nicholson. personally,i would like scarlett johansson to play catwoman (i’d like her to play the leading lady in all movies) but she’s not sultry enough.too bad.blake lively would make a nice addition but she looks too young.hey,she could be batgirl!!!!haha.cannot la. jim gordon’s daughter in the movie is quite young.haha.hayden pannetierre as batgirl???maybe.but still,if angelina jolie can’t (more like don’t want to) be catwoman,then the next suitable actress would be ali larter (webcam porn actress by day and psycho mum with killer legs by anytime she wants in heroes).

the next movie better be worth the 3-year-wait.who am i kidding???of course it would be worth it.in fact,it would be damn great!!!!haha. Transformers  2: The Revenge of the Fallen next summer. AUTOBOTS: TRANSFORM!!!! AND ROLL OUT!!!! bjhhhh…trrrr…kachi kachi…dhushhhh…wornggggg…dshhhh (transforming sound effect…some things just cannot be described by words,unfortunately)