parts made in KL,assembled in SITIAWAN

“i’m from SITIAWAN,Perak”

that’s what i answer whenever people in college ask me about where i was from.did you know i was born in KL?yeah.in fact,i only moved to sitiawan when i was roughly 3 years old.i thought that the fact that i was born in KL does not make me an original Sitiawan product,but i feel that this small,humble town made me into what i am today.

this is what got me into sitiawan in the first place:the naval base.haha.i can’t offer any pictures beyond the gate.very mafan .you need to leave your IC and particulars at the gate.then as you exit they will check what’s inside your car boot.gosh.very troublesome.anyway,my dad got transferred to the navall base in lumut.that’s why we moved and settled down in sitiawan.

yeah.this is my first house.i got a shock when i came to take a photograph of it.it is not like when i lived in it.there used to be a lawn,a place where i could play all day,and pots of flowers which my mum made me water every day.now,it looks like a joint for drug addicts.gosh.what was left of that beautiful  home is the white house.

i can’t find any full frontal pictures of my house.hahahaha.as you can see,it was much more beautiful last time.

i still can’t make the same face since this photo was taken.hahahaha.yeah.i had the furniture since then.so damn troublesome to keep.DON’T buy these types of furniture.you’ll regret it and your children will hate you for buying them!

this is my first birthday party in sitiawan!hahaha.my 7th birthday.merdeka cake.wtf.hahahaha.did you know my previous birthdays were held at my grandma’s house in hulu langat,kl?!it means that whenever its time for my birthday,we had to drive all the way to KL in my ancient taufu-lou honda accord just to throw a party.hahaha.mum got fed up and organised it in sitiawan on my 7th birthday.

i OWNED this stretch of road!haha.i remembered riding my blue bicycle as fast as i can.hahaha.there used to be lots of trees.my first fall on my bike was under a tree  but i can’t remember where as most of the big trees were chopped off.hmmm

i bought peanut butter biscuits (my favourite at that time…tak tahu pun oreos existed) at this shop.hahaha.i had my first siu mai,lou ma kai,fishballs,charsiew pau and stuff you find at coffeeshops in a silver steam cabinet.not here la but at the coffeeshop next door.here is where i spent whatever coins i could find at numerous tikam machines.hahaha.and and and the owner of the shop has a pretty niece who taught me at kuok ming school.hahaha.i went there in the afternoons to study chinese.hahaha.i used to be able to read and write chinese but now i’m hopeless.yeah.back to the niece.i always looked forward to her lessons.she taught me moral during my first year and maths during my second year.yeah.mondays,wednesdays,fridays.those were the days she would teach my class.once i hitched a ride home with her,i  was silent the whole trip.ahahaha.and she asked me why i was quiet.muahahahaha.kuok ming school.yeah.i broke some furniture that belong to this man who actually has a house in the school compound.and as what true boys do at that age,i ran!he didn’t claim for the damages but he did glared at me whenever i’m nearby.gosh.sorry old man!

a basketball court RIGHT in front of my house.if only i stayed there till now,i might grow taller or become better in basketball.hmmmmmm.sadly,that’s not the case.i moved  into my current sitiawan house when i was 8.fast forward 11 years,i now have a japanese neighbour,a hairdressing neighbour and some vietname neighbours!hahaha.there’s so many movement in and out of the house every night.hahahahahahaha.some of them are sexy you know.

this small building played a huge role in my life……

tadika linden!!!hahaha.did you know most of my friends went here for kindergarten?yeah.i have a tendency to remember all my firsts.i was cheated by my mum to go to kindergarten.i thought that my mum bought me a cool new red shirt and white shorts to wear for outings and such.then she told me to wear it and took me to tadika and left me on my own after 2 hours.as soon as i reached home i cried.i hated it so much.hahaha.i wonder if miss chan and mrs jeba are still there teaching young brats like me?hmmmmmm.

yes people,this is my primary school.we all fit into that building;standard one to standard six.hahahahaha.this is my school’s hall.KECERMELANGAN MATLAMAT KAMI!what a catchy slogan.

my primary school is located just beside my secondary school,separated by a wire fence.on saturdays,the hall will be filled by taikwondo students.ahhahaha.teacher’s day celebrations are held here and so does the many episodes in which tuantynn avoids tizebin.hahaha.did you know that tizebin has a crush on tuantynn?and tuantynn would avoid him when he crosses her line of sight?gosh.epic man.hahahaha

they said the hall is haunted.you can hear the piano playing by itself at nights,they claim.i haven’t heard it so far.

that is the scariest classroom ever.just going up the stairs gives me the chill.gosh.i don’t even know what’s inside.to those who went in,let me know ya.

this is where the japanese prisoners dig their own grave.and we were running around the field every single day.gosh.this is another rumour someone told me.hahaha.

the toilet.it looks disgusting.frankly,which school toilet doesn’t?however………….

it looks damn decent for a school toilet.

the basketball court actually served as a tapak perhimpunan.and as prefects,our weekly spot check during assembly was to see if students wash their shoes or not.wtf.hahahaha.prefects got nothing else better to do.actually,i was a librarian for 2 years before becoming a prefect.cool huh.hahaha.special shoutout to ramanan here!he was my first friend in primary school.hahaha.i also had my first discipline case in primary school.i “extorted” money from tizebin.hahahaha.we had a bet about whether ultraman would air later in the day during a tuition class.i was thinking “gosh,easy rm1 for me”.so the next day when i went and claimed my prize,he reported to the headmistress.wtf.over rm1 i got a discipline case.hahahaha.small kids those days…sigh.

small kids these days!!!hahaha.they have no shame at all.if you can see clearly,there’s a taikwondo student peeing behind the bush.hahahaha.he’s so unlucky i was there to take photos.ahahahahaha.

the owner of this shop is one of mankind’s greatest contributors:his greatest contribution to the world is none other than IVY HAR.ahahahahaha.mr har,you are one good man that shall be remembered by me!hehehe.his 2nd greatest contribution to the world is the fact that he sold me a PC.by selling the PC,he gave me access to the internet.thus the birth of my blog.if it wasn’t for him,you wouldn’t be reading this post at all.

home curry house!if there’s a restaurant i would frequent for every meal for a whole month or two,it’s got to be this kick-ass joint.ok,maybe the food is not that great but its definitely convenient.i used to walk under the scorching heat with ang on days our mums got too lazy to cook.now we drive as we are too lazy.hahaha.super gay since last time.

this is the place to get both NST and the star after 11am.during school holidays when there was no newspaper from school,i used to cycle all the way to this joint.hahahaha.why 11am?that’s because i usually wake up at 10-ish.by then its way too late to get english newspapers at stands near my house.so,what has to be done must be done.i have to get them newspapers!

 

capri.hahahaha.this is my most favourite place to eat.fine,maybe fullpann has better food.fine,fullpann has air con.fine,fullpann has no moaquitoes.but i really really like capri.maybe its the atmosphere.hmmmm.i should stop thinking about it.i’m already drooling.

hehe.sitiawan’s local cinema.it’s kinda an amazing building if you had witness it transform from a rundown building to one of sitiawan’s money-milkers.yeah.this building has a rich history.countless tamil movies have been screened here,countless (actually there weren’t many)chairs thrown within the screening halls and countless pink tickets sold by the old chinese ladies at the counter.yeah.i wonder what happened to the old aunty.

i give you sitiawan’s main shopping hub:THE STORE!!!hahaha.yeah.sorry about the poor picture.its kinda dangerous to take a picture while driving.bolehlah,the picture is kinda decent.anyway,here is where samuel gets most of its clothes (this line is referred to his friends who were/still studying with him at the UK).hehe.yogurt here is very fresh,unlike what some people claim.anyway,its still going strong despite competition from billion,ceria,econsave and giant.that might soon change with jusco being proposed to open a branch just opposite to giant.hehe.finally,a well known branch of deparmental store since parkson.hohoho.

this is where you find a lot of people on a thursday afternoon:the thursday market.i used to think that the thursday market was on a grand scale until i came to KL and witness connaught night market.if thursday market is a proton then connaught pasar malam is a mercedes.hahahaha.i opt to describe connaught pasar malam as a mercedes as i’ve heard there’s a bigger pasar malam somewhere in KL.hehe.anyway,this place evokes many memories.the most significant one was when i went there on ang’s motorbike without a helmet and was caught by my mum.as a result,my license classes were DELAYED.i was furious and so was she.hahahaha.the worst part is she sent an sms to ian’s phone informing me that she was going to delay my license classes.how embarassing was that!!!apa mau buat?i didn’t own a handphone at that time.and when i thought i owned one during post PMR,it was stolen at Lost World of Tambun.damn!!!!

this is what could be a specialists center in the future.the doctors that might run this place is daryl yeak,ian goh,ling j-cyn,samuel ding and maybe a few dentists.hahaha.manjung parade!!sitiawan’s most tak laku punya building.yeah.it once housed lookinggood,a supermarket.it was not a nice place to shop.i only remembered it as there was an A&W outlet.if there’s one reason to force me to lookinggood its A&W.then it was institut tech,a tuition center where the air-con was freaking cold.there was a store selling pokemon cards too there.there was also a gym.that is until the building housed a snooker center.hehehe.

C&E beauty house.I STRONGLY URGE YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE TO NOT TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS WITH YOUR PHONE WHILE DRIVING!!!!!hahaha.its dangerous and your photos don’t come out that good.anyway,i now have to start looking for a facial shop nearby my house here in KL as i don’t think i will go there for facials in the future.i will really miss the relaxing face massages and the countless advice to drink more water from the aunties.hahahaha.

haha.red light at the traffic light.its ok to take a shot.if there’s a notion to eat chicken rice then i would gladly drive all the way to restoran tucky.hahaha.

 

this is by far the most important building in sitiawan:SMK Methodist (ACS) Sitiawan.no,EST 1903 does not mean there are 1903 students who got an A1 in English for Science and Technology (EST).in fact,we did so badly for EST until the school opt not to offer the subject anymore.EST in this case means ESTablished.hahaha.so basically my school is 106 years old this year.cool huh?

this is my class block from form 1 to form 4.it used to be in white but it has now transformed into a butter/balai polis/mr bean school.why yellow dr ashleigh?haha.i used to walk slowly along this road after school so that two girls will shout “BYE BYE SACHIN!” if they are still there.well,i only wanted to hear it from ONE of the girls.the other one just kacau!hehe.but after 2 weeks they got bored of saying bye-bye to me.sigh.anyway,my class would be at the front end of the block except in form 1 where i was in 1A3.hahaha.the class was so much fun.

the canteen:where we escape to after hours of studying (more like daydreaming,sleeping,reading newspaper,buat bissing,gossiping).i will always remember fear factor uncle who has left school after the class of 2007.mingsern used to be his usual customer until 2005 or sometime then.i think he did not like his ‘happy meal’.in fact,many didnt like the free gifts that came with his ‘happy meal’.they went and lodged numerous complaints because they found cockroaches,flies,lizard’s tail (nice wat the cintan mee,sup ekor wert).once,ang found a rubber band in his fried sotong.WTF.hahaha.i would always go for indian nasi lemak.then i will tambah fried egg,chicken,sambal telur (the sambal of the sambal telur way way way better than the normal sambal).at times i will get sirap cincau to drink.hahaha.if i were to drink it on a daily basis sure i’ll get diabetes.anyway,the quality of the sambal has deteriorated since i left.the highly addictive chicken nuggets there are now sold by mr burong’s wife:5 for rm2.damn.last time the chinese aunty sold 3 for rm1.maybe yihan got discount or something because he’s always seen hitting on taliking to the aunty.hmmm.maybe yihan got discount from the indian stall instead since he’ll go for his customary 2nd round of kueyteow with cucur smothered in sambal.hahahahahaha.i will also remember air suam kurang manis and teh tarik kurang manis tambah susu.WTF again.

the forbidden pole.you are not allowed to touch the shown pole.its contaminated with chiaching’s booger!

basketball court.recently it has been resurfaced and the backboard was replaced.i had many memories at this court.i joined the closed competition first with NUMB (hahaha…we were easily distinguished with our football jersey tops) and then with CDMC Avengers!hahaha.we were the worst team ever.we lost all 7 of our matches.i did end up as the team’s top scorer.oh ya,i broke a flower pot in frustation as well.hahaha.sachin the vandal!!!!

our school has a tennis court.cool huh?

library.guess which one of them is my sister.hahahaha.

guys’ toilet.only open whenever the janitor feels like opening.it is the newer one.

guys’ common toilet.always open.hahaha.so dirty.you can find cigarette boxes in the flush tanks.once during a spot check,i found poop in the tank.how it got there remains a disgusting mystery.gosh.it’s so high up.how on earth did that guy pull off an upper decker?

ladies’ toilet.it smells worse than the guys’ toilet.i kid you not.

this is my form 2 class photo.somehow my face is scratched off.aiyo.haha.i had misplaced my form 1 class photo.

form 3 photo.one of mums’ worst nightmares:their sakai sons in white pants!hahaha.my mum had a super hard time cleaning my pants as they get dirty way too easily.hahahaha.

form 4 class photo.it would have been so much better if there are a few people from 4Sc2 were to be in 4Sc1 and melissa would just vanish from the face of the earth.i had a torrid time in form 4 being teased.aiyo!

form 5 class.best class ever!hahaha.

this is where i sit:at the side of a window.it’s seriously an ideal place to sit because……..

i can actually see more of the class.my class used to be in white.its so much darker now.if my class was pink 2 years ago surely i cannot really see *ehem*….i’ll stop here.you guys must not know what and who i always see in class.hahahaha.

the arrow points to where clarence and another fella will flirt with kuanpeihuang.hahaha.samuel,please don’t leave nasty comments about her or her sister later ok?hahaha.you can seriously look at the pretty girls who pass by.hahaha.

did you know i have 49 crushes in school?hahaha.i kept score ok but mostly they are mini crushes.full crushes are rare and few in between.and only a few of those full crushes actually developed into something more (i mean my feelings,not our relationships).hahaha.out of 49,2 of them are 1 year younger;3 are 1 year elder,5 are 2 years elder,4 are 3 years elder,and the rest are all of the same age.however,of the few that i will certainly remember for the rest of my life………

i will always remember ling yiwen.she was my FIRST high school crush.ahahahahaha.chiaching,alan must be going wtf wtf wtf.hahahaha.yeah.so what.i had a crush on her until i knew of changyung’s existence.hahaha.its really a sad way to know somebody exist because he got through to your crush’s heart.hahaha.its ok though.my next (full) crush was way hotter than her.ahahahahahahaha.

i will remember the crap we talked and did in school.hahaha.there will always be a poll created by snow whitetigress about who is the most handsome in class,or who is the manliest in class.i never got the highest rating before (which is 1) from anybody in class.hahaha.then samuel who clearly is incensed because he didn’t get the highest rating would condemn the act,saying that chianwoon and the girls are wuliao.hahaha.i’ll be singing along with him because i’m also a tad bit disappointed because i didn’t get no 1.ahahahaha.it really serves as an ego-booster if you get a very high rating.muahahahahahahaha.

i will always remember the scout camps in school and what fun can the presence of a few motorcycles can bring.romp-it outings were memorable especially during ang’s birthday.hahaha.just so that i won’t forget,i was the director of pillion riders.i have no idea what the positions are for.all i know i was riding pillion.favoured destined rider will always be ian goh,director of safe riding.i’m almost certain my life is at great hands whenever i ride pillion on his blue lagenda.hahaha.i also remember the time when chiaching took jacob’s motorbike and rode with the others for makan.then he met an accident at the crystal hotel traffic light.the first thing he did after he got up is to see whether his tapau-ed milo was spilled or not instead of inspecting the damage done on jacob’s motor.jacob never let anyone borrow his bike again…………

the reason i’m writing this post is that i’m leaving for india for the next 2 years.by the time i’m back i won’t return to sitiawan as my mum finally shifts to KL.it is a very disheartening situation you know.i grew up in a small humble town and watch it develop alongside me.there was no 7-11 before i took my PMR.now there are 4 outlets.people from sitiawan would eat mcdonald’s whenever they travel outstation.now they eat something else because they got sien of eating mcdonalds since there’s a mcd outlet here.i use to pity those lala mui-s of simpang tiga who dress up nicely to go shop at econsave but soon they can dress up to go to jusco in another few years time.

i’ll miss you sitiawan.you gave me kongpiang,late night nasi lemak,fresh seafood.but most importantly,you gave me the best memories and the time of my life.

this was the most recent outing:my farewell party.it is the most gut-wrenching outing so far.hahaha.justin got me this batman lantern.this is the best lantern ever.when i was forced to make a speech before i cut my cake,i almost cried and winnie was recording it.hahaha.it would be so not macho if i did cry.anyway,i got hanshin to feed me the cake.hahahaha.

the memories are there because of you guys.you people are pieces of a puzzle.if a few pieces are missing then the puzzle would not be complete and you will not see the full picture as the pieces could not be replaced.you are pieces that i would like to keep forever.sounds familiar right yvonne?i copied and edited your sms.hahahaha.you guys mean the world to me.i will miss you guys a lot.i’ll miss HER more though.ahahahahaha.

i started blogging because it was a trend back then but now i trully realised what the purpose of blogging is for:it serves to a be a reminder of the joys and treasured memories you’ve accumulated throughout the years and the happiness is shared to those who mean the most to you.i will update my blog more when i get there so you guys would know what is going on there.someday,i will return to sitiawan.the only problem is i have no place to stay.ang budget hotel and recreation centre:your favourite customer will be back.save a place for me will ya!

my 19th birthday wishes

did you know that on the 6th of August 19 years ago,a fusion of an indian and shinese baby was born and the baby looked like a thai/malay/burmese kid?

BABY KIKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahaha.yvonne said i look very much indian in this picture.however,she’s the only one who thinks like that.presening the EVOLUTION!!!!!!!!

me being 12.hahaha.i lost the photo that i took when i was 6 or something.anyway,i look like a typical malay boy in this picture.what you guys didn’t know is that i lost a considerable amount of weight before i took this photo.i was a very plump boy when i was 10 and 11.

me at 15.hahahaha.as you can see i have a serious acne problem.i do have acne now but it has improved tremendously since this picture was taken.all thanks to aunty carmen and eva.hahahaha

haha.scout photo when i was 16.i used this photo the most so far.i do have a better photo now……..

hahahaha.me now!!!the first thing i noticed after i took this photo was my hair!!!hahahaha.wait till my mum sees this.she’s gonna apprehend me on my hair AGAIN.sigh.

this is a present for my 6th birthday.it led to………….

THIS!!!!!!!hahahaha.

i forgot how many hot wheels cars i own.hahahaha.

this is a present from my mum and aunty for my 10th birthday.i remembered cycling to the newspaper stand near winnie’s house to buy papers during the holidays.it was the only stand that sells both the star and NST past 11am.

my present last year.as you can see,it’s very dirty.it needs a wash.JUEANNE!!!!its time to train your non-existent housekeeping skills.you can start by washing my shoes.hahahahaha.

 

one of my 3 birthday cakes!this was during a gathering on the 5th which i partly organised without the intention of  making my birthday the main event.i wanted to belanja them cake but they belanja-ed me instead.

ang,jiayi and siew lyn were there to celebrate with my friends.hahahaha.did you know that UNITEN had confirmed cases of H1N1 (A)?it means that if ang got it,my friends will get it too with me being the 1st victim!!!ahahaha.anyway,for ang to drive all the way to my house,thanks a lot!!

received many funny well wishes from my friends.most special is from yuki,she sent an sms all the way from australia.hahaha.even more special than the one from HER.hehehe.j-cyn said i must keep my smooth gay hands.let me know when you want to feel them.ahahahaha.yuanwen called and we talked nonsense till 1am,then she sent a message before midnight,reminding me that my birthday would be over.i’m not cinderella ok!ish.because of that i’m announcing that my birthday has a grace period for 7days made effective this year!yeah.hahaha.winnie wished that i’ll have a continous supply of yogurt and oreos.hahaha.thanks WINN!hahaha.i’m calling you that from now on!WINN HAR.hahahaha.funny la.special shoutout to my ‘siamese’ sister,laychooi…thank you!and to those who wished me,thank  you!

my friends got me this outfit for my birthday.thanks guys and girls.hahahaha.really appreciate it although you guys shouldn’t have paid for the cake.and i got an envelope enclosed by kisses from yeehua,paulynn and tania.BEST CARD EVER!

yeah.its now time for the list of my birthday wishes!!!!

1. i wish i can pass my a-levels with flying colours (very unlikely)

2. i want an Optimus Prime figurine Leader class!! 

3. i want an N86,my phone has dropped one time too many      

             

             i wonder how am i going to convince my parents i need such a phone.

4.i wish my limbs would extend so i can be TALLER!!!!it’s not really a good thing standing beside siew lyn

5. i wish arsenal could win a trophy this season…ronaldo has left man u..surely things are easier this time….let’s go fabregas and co

6. i want a batmobile!!!!i still can’t get myself one despite wishing for it for 3 years running!!!         

7.  i wish i could spent a week with sienna miller…watch the video…i now find her more attractive than scarlett johansson….

   

ok.maybe she’s not that hot compared to scarlett johansson.however……..

 

yeah,baby you can definitely drive my car.she was,as jueanne had put it, captivating in this advertisement.no matter what i’m doing whenever this advertisement is aired on TV,i will drop whatever i’m doing and watch it wihout fail each time.she’s exactly the type of girl i would fall for.above average looking but a fantastic attitude.don’t worry scarlett johansson,i’m not dumping you.that’s because we were never together in the first place.you’ll still be featured in my future posts,i guess.ahahahaha.no hard feelings ok?

8.  i wish deborah priya henry and stephanie chai to wish me happy birthday,as always.

from left:elaine daly,unknown girl,stephanie chai and deborah henry.aren’t they hot???

9. i want french archer,woops,fries!!!!!

    

serious.french fires!!!

10. i wish i have sylar’s powers…stupid ending for volume 4!!!!wtf.

11. i wish i could hike gunung kinabalu before my 20th birthday.arronan!!!!!

12.i want everyone to stop telling me i’m greedy because i have a lot of wishes.you are allowed to be greedy!!hahahaha.

13.i wish that local TV stations air all of yasmin ahmad’s movies and advertisements.so far,i haven’t watched muallaf and talentime.if TV stations can show excessive amounts of tribute to michael jackson they can do the same for yasmin.why the double standards?

14. i want to gain weight but lose my flab.gosh i’m so flabby

15.i wish i could model for sunsilk.it would be so cool to see the look on shiang june’s face when she sees me flipping my hair on tv.ahahahahahaha

16. i wish that my family and friends would live a happy,healthy life.you guys mean so much to me.i’m saying it just in case if i die suddenly.hahahaha.i heart you guys.

17. i wish that more people on my blogroll would update their blogs.lazy people.

18. i want certain people to think before they speak.words can inflict more damage on a person than you think.stupid people.change for the better lah.serves you right for not getting what you want.its karma!

19. i want people to STOP mentioning about melissa mohan.let me live in peace ok!i ran out of descriptions for her.hahahahaha.i actually want to be a better person by forgetting about insultng her but time and time again you guys bring her up.

 i’m looking forward to my last year as a teenager.hope 19 is a good age to gain valuable experience in various fields.thank you once again for the birthday wishes.i really appreciate it.

 

 

who’s gonna drive you home tonight?

i’m not sure why but it’s customary for a trip to be organised as soon as a major examination had come to an end.so,WE WENT TO MELAKA>PD>SEREMBAN>BACK TO KL for my college trip.it happened almost a month ago and my friends are wondering whether i’ve lost my blogging touch.

1st day

i woke up at 7am to get ready for my trip.i had packed 4 days of clothes with extras (just in case…normal of me).in my car there’s a FIRE EXTINGUISHER,TORCHLIGHT (with whistle),ROPE (not for bondage sessions,mind you),PLASTIC BAGS (mainly for dirty laundry).before the trip,my car had extensive work done on it.

it all started when an idiot rammed his honda accord against my back bumper.IT WAS NOT MY FAULT.fortunately,the guy was willing to pay (DUH,his fault wert).so,i had a new bumper with new reverse sensors!

the b;ack dots are the reverse sensors.at first he was unhappy with the cost of the bumper (he said it was expensive) but he told me to SETTLE MYSELF,THEN HE PAYS.so i didn’t bother to haggle over the price of the bumper.the new bumper was the catalyst for new……..

front seatbelts!!!hahaha.at first i thought of installing the rear seatbelts at the front.unfortunately,seatbelt singh (datuk suret singh…he’s the guy you always see in the newspaper or the news talking about road safety or seatbelts) had implemented the rule of th eusage of rear seatbelts.so i waited for almost a year to change the seatbelts.hahahaha.

seatbelt singh everybody.

i had my wheel allignment done as well.2 days before the trip,i had the clutch plate changed.total cost of repairs= >RM1000.aiyo.

anyway,i went to our base of operations:PLAZA KJ

hahaha.the guy is not arronan.i don’t know why my mum made such a mistake.

anyway,we had lunch at oldtown before leaving.my car slated to go first with kahjun

in my car was calvin (front seat),paulynn,yeemun and yiwen.when you have three girls in the backseat of your car,this happens………

and when your camera is accessible to paulynn tan,this happens………

there’s more

ada banyak lagi…they took quite a number of photos.

after one and a half hours,we finally reached our first destination: a’famosa!

kahjun was so happy when we reached our destination.i was relieved instead.there were at least 3 accidents along the way.phew.

all of them went for a swim in the swimming pool outside our villa except for 5 people…..

4 of the dry ones are in the villa playing risk…….

hahaha.it took us 20 minutes to set up,40 minutes of play and then yiwen (who is the 5th dry one) came and told us to clear the table for our dinner.WTF.

i was controlling the yellow army as always.

 

we had steamboat for dinner.however,i somehow didn’t bring my dowl and cutlery.hahahaha.i was not alone.weexian and kishen also shared the same problem.so we called engkha who was on his way from his house to take extra bowls and cutlery.it took him a very long time and i went super hungry.to make things worse,stupid,inconsiderate kenneth came and showed off food in his bowl.damn you.

this happen when you leave your camera around.in fact,i found weird pictures that i didn’t take with my camera.for instance…………….

toilet bowl?????

WTF…………..

gay photo!!!!!!!gosh

camwhoring guys.they look so gay

gay guys looking macho…by wearing girls’ sunglasses.”macho” betul.

2nd day

i woke up the earliest to take my bath.yeah.i’m always the earliest to take a bath.why?well,its simple actually.bathing when others are sleeping means that there are no inteference when you are taking your bath.my shower time is a private and essential part of my routine.why its essential is of no concern to you readers.sorry.hoho.

they are preparing burgers for breakfast.

 

lazy people.girls are supposed to help out in the kitchen!

anyway,a group of 8 inclluding me decided to cash in the breakfast coupons.however,we ended up at the wrong restaurant.so we had to go to the designated place and eat with 10 minutes left.luckily the staff undestood that we made a wrong turn and let us enjoy our breakfast in peace.

we went to the water park.hahahaha.there were not many people as it was a weekday.i had fun until i went to the loo.when i came back,my friends left me.i waited for half an hour before i snapped.i went home early and because of that i was accused of TFK-ing in the toilet.wait.TFK?how come?turns out kahjun found an insoluble white goo in the toilet.he assumes that it was semen and accused me of doing it as i went home early.lousy fellow.maybe he did it and tried to frame someone.

he has perkier nipples than glenn.perky nipples usually belong to super horny people.

we went to melaka town that night.we passed the st.francis church.

church of christ at the background.

someone decided that we walked to the eye on malaysia.he/she did not know it was damn far.

so close yet so far.

yes.we finally made it.

 

it was a giant ferris wheel.the view was horrendous.

hehehe.tania keeps complaining my photo-taking skills are horrible.she said that her face could not fit into the frame.

hahahaha.stupid kahjun.kept taunting me.

hahahaha.ok la.maybe i’m a bit mean.

i had a bad hair day.so i used her handbag to cover my hair.

something stinks.maybe someone let off gas.i hope it was not from one of the girls.

i loved it when girls touch or stroke my hair.serious.

the guy on the right is not squatting down to poop,mind you.

then we went back to  our villa.along the drive,something happened and i lost my cool,AGAIN!thank god there’s Lite FM.its very relaxing.it keeps my road rage in check.

3rd day

we now head towards port dickson.hahaha.

YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we reached the dilipidated bungalow around noon.ok.it looks dilipidated only.it was actually a decent bungalow.

but don’t you agree it looks like it was abandoned?the other houses nearby have no residents you know.it’s  kind of scary.

well,its scarier than what she intended this photo to be.

dai dee was the most played game there.guangshi always cheat in this game.she would persuade others (mainly me!!!she knows i would give in) into putting cards in her favour.although she cheats,she rarely wins.ahahahahaha.

after dinner,we went to the beach

we made this with the intention of tagging people on facebook by their slippers.it turns out we forgot which was whose.ahahahaha.

HAH!mum!i have a mole on my left nostril!you just noticed it a few moths ago.aiyo.

we had a good time at the beach (despite my dislike of beaches).engkha lost a slipper though.kesian.

4th day

i woke up early as usual.the rest slept in after a long night.i had to prepare breakfast for myself.so………

ITS TIME FOR SACHIN”S CRAZY FOOD EXPERIMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

normal burger patty on a bun.usually,people would add chilli sauce or ketchuo or mayo.but for me…….

hahahaha.the inevitable

hahahahaha.unfortuantely,it does not end there.

ah.it seems normal.egg with cheese bits in it.

no.what the hell are you doing sachin………..

hahahaha.peanut butter and jam burger.

i ate it.it was a satisfying and gratifying breakfast.one of my best food combo i’ve created.it was sweet and meaty.hahahaha.i’m not done yet.no

what in the world????

i desperately need to hit the gym.before the trip,i hadn’t been at the gym for 3 weeks.that’s why got tummy.hahahaha.lazy to do sit up-s at home.anyway,those are eggs whipped (into shape…heheh) with nescafe.

gosh.it looks gross,isn’t it?

it does not taste as bad as it seems.it’s just that i added too much coffee.hahahaha.i didn’t lau sai by the way.

hahaha.too bad i dint get a shot with chunhou

we took this photo before we left.we then went to seremban to send yingjuin and chunhou home.then we went back to Plaza KJ.

my favourite photo of the whole trip.i’m not sure why.hahahahaha.anyway.my college mates are planning another trip.we’ll see how it goes.for now,all that we have are just precious memories.woot

another chapter ends

hahaha.its been a long time since i’ve blogged.everyone kept asking me why i have not blogged.usually i’ll ignore them but when ivy har demanded that i update my blog (technically she just asked me why i didn’t blog),i have no choice but to comply.what ivy wants,ivy gets (well,most of her demands).

i’ve just finished my a-levels in june and we celebrated it with a barbeque at kah jun’s house

this was supposed to be a photo of ME surrounded by the girls who went there but chunhou and desmond had to ruin a glorious shot.ish.as revenge,i’ve decided to censor their eyes or tamper with their pictures.muahahahahaha

there’s something about barbeques that bring out the worst in me.i don’t like to bbq my stuff.i expect people to do it for me.if possible,i do not want to get my hands dirty.i don’t like bbq-ed chicken wings,i prefer drumsticks.however,chinese people like wings way better than drumsticks.damn!hahahaha.so,i hantam-ed the fried bihun (with a generous amount of siu yuk) and bbq-ed some sausages and fishballs.

here’s another intentional shot gone up in smoke thanks to chunhou (again!!!),weexian and azlan.damn!hahaha.it was supposed to be a shot of increasing darkness in skin tone.stupid people.hahahahha.

obviously he’s jealous because i’m flanked by 2 girls.so i censored his face.hahahaha.stupid kahjun.but his shirt glows in all the photos we took.hmmmmm.

see.weird shirt (obviously) worn by a weirdo himself!

see.another testament of his wierdness.

tania and i.ang,don’t be jealous.hahaha

the boys who went for the bbq.who is the hottest?me right?

for those who think i have a girlfriend………

i don’t have.don’t spread rumors.if i do happen to get one,i’ll let you guys know with a special post on her.

it’s not funny!

desmond has a big tummy.

he also has a wide tongue.in fact…..

he has the widest tongue in class.i bet his girlfriend would be very very happy…ahahahahhaa

my camera ran out of battery so there aren’t many photos that i have taken.

the time we had was short but memories were made during the past one and a half years.i will always remember….

felicia-my first friend in college

jueanne-my secretary,counsellor,confidant,disrupter of my zen moment…truly appreciate having you around.

yiwen-my dirty-minded partner in crime

chunhou-little dynamite of fun…somebody call 911!!!

yingjuin-karaoke king

zhihan-dicky cheung look-alike

daoxiang-he’s in india

yeehua-taekwondo housewife who likes kahjun to bake

meiyun-dai kah jeh

paulynn-ni ting wo jiang…hahahahaha..queen of D4

yeemun-banana in pyjamas

syecheen-fast driver in her vios

leemei-the girl with the smoothest,silkiest hair

seetheng-sweet blogger girl

fanny-funny friendly girl

emily-scary girl with killer heels…hahahahaha

sookmei-approachable tall girl

azlan-lembu from ampang

samantha-the girl with the longest name ever…25 letters..2 shy of my name

tania-my favourite champion!hahaha…gorgeous eyes

maygin-hot clubbing girl

woonsan-sexy curly hair

charissa-cute little dynamite

guangshi-miss elegant

kahjun-mangkuk besar with perky nipples who likes yeehua

kenneth-snow white

calvin-tall badmionton dude who has to be careful of his whiskey shots

joshua-nicest eyebrows…the only person to call me ‘chin-chin’

weexian-gym partner…kenneth is gay…hahahaha

kishen-coolest dude….consistent in having intelligent conversations with me

kah hou-engkha’s best friend

engkha-kahhou’s best friend…hehehehe

desmond-doraemon from sibu

jienhui-jueanne’s fan!hahahahaha

harminder-gentle guy…fellow arsenal friend

international students-henry,musa,elizabeth,hussein,mohsen,ali,mariam….

another chapter ends,a new one begins

i’m back,for now

i haven’t blogged for a while because there was nothing interesting that happened to me.it’s much tougher now.integration has made me lose sleep.sometimes i wake up during my sleep/nap just because i could not complete my homework.it’s so F***ING stressful.gosh.anyway,my mum insists that i come back to sitiawan this week.that’s because she missed me.i haven’t been in sitiawan for so long.since then,marybrown finally closed its sitiawan branch.hahaha.

anyway,people tend to stay at home during the weekends.they sleep in,watch TV,relax.did i do that on saturday morning?nooooooo.i went to kem kota instead,the campsite for pentarafan pengakap raja (king scout test).ahhh.this place brought back memories.coffee;sweaty,smelly people;lots of bamboos and mangrove wood;overweight smokers.i wore half uniform because i was afraid that if i show up in shorts i wouldn’t be let in.however,when you see the sentry guards at the entrance of the camp acting like this……….

you know that the camp organisers are very lenient.if you look at arronan,he’s ready to finger ang.now i know why certain quaters claim that scouts are gay.

when i was here for pembantu (assisting duties),it was a known fact that we have to be on our toes and be ready to offer assistance.menolong orang pada setiap masa (assisting others at all times):that is the oath for scouts worldwide.i was shocked when i saw………..

a whole bunch of them talking at the food stall.fine,maybe it was their break time……

but for all ACS-ians to take a break simultaneously?something is not right…………

yeap.prashan was there.he’s a king scout now.its all thanks to my guidance,and guidance from others.hahahahahha.

hahahaha.yeah.we are two of the nicest people in sitiawan.ahahahaha.

yeap.justin agreed to that notion all right.ahahahaha.the indian guy beside him is sutarshan.he’s a funny fellow.

the stalls were not hygienic.that was why we drove to ayer tawar for lunch.

its frustating at first.i just reached the campsite and parked my car when justin and 3 others were walking towards his car.”lunch.let’s go!”.cikupap!i was at ayer tawar some good 10 minutes ago.when we all sat down at the table and talked,it was well worth it.it does not happen always when we could all sit at a table and talk.

anyway,after a few hours with smelly people who didn’t bathe,its time to  bid farewell.

hahahaha.i had to go because i had a facial appointment at 5.30pm

hey,the facial was done at the shop beside koleksi anda ok!hehehehe

2nd dragon ball this year.lets go!!!!

the boy who was not alone on the most (supposedly) romantic day of 2009

i’m proud to say that i was not alone for this year’s valentine’s day.

everybody meet soowen.she’s a law student at ATC.she’s not taller than me.if you think i’m dating her……..

think again…hahahahahah

to those of you who think i only have female friends,here’s a picture to show that i DO have guy friends (i told you so,arroneng!!)

hahaha.yes.i was not alone on valentine’s day this year.we went for a singles’ party.all the participants are my classmates except for soowen.there was supposed to be more people (especially girls) but they could not make it.

we had dinner at kaki corner.i was first to arrive at 6.30pm.by that time,finding parking nearby the food joint was almost impossible.soowen and yiwen came 10 minutes later.the rest showed up after 7pm.although i was the first to arrive,i got my food the last.bad service,really.

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hahaha.i had to do the YMCA dance.it was a DARE.hehe.charissa,soowen,yiwen and i played ‘ji ku ba’ (rock paper scissors) where the winner gets to punish the loser who has to choose between truth or dare.

charissa and a random guy.her dare was wishing a random guy “happy valentine’s day”.we had actually wanted her to wish an old man (there were plenty and they brought along their spouses amd kids) but she settled on this one.haha.and the guy went perasan and gave her a card containing his contact details.that guy has no balls!!his friend gave her the card.his friend asked her to contact him.wtf.you want to get to know her,you make the effort lah!bodoh.hahaha.

there were around three muscular guys who were waiters there and my dare was to get a picture with one of them.this guy thought i was gay when i asked him to pose with me.ahahahaha.

soowen and joshua.i forgot why we took this photo.it’s something about what she said when she lost.she never does dares.joshua has nice eyebrows though.

soowen grabbing weexian’s arm.he has the best muscle definition in class.oh how i long for his cutting…..

after dinner,we went over to charissa’s place to look at the view of kl.unfortunately,trees were blocking the view.it doesn’t matter anyway,i had fun.

hahaha.we are not sakai-s la

hehe.we are just having some fun.

i wonder what was kenneth ogling at.hmmm.

haha.kahjun was attempting a stunt and everyone was looking.

a close up.but still,we can’t make up what he was doing.

ahah!a couple caught in the act berdua-duan.

i wonder who could they be????

hahaha.so paiseh.it was jueanne and me!!those  pictures were taken when i was trying to korek her secrets.

group photo of all the participants of the singles’ party.hahaha.

valentine’s day was not made for couples.single people have the right to enjoy it too.despite a romantic experience for you and your special one being one of the precious moments in life,having a day our with freinds and keeping each other entertained is worth remembering and doing.

however, i would like to say that some people are so freaking inconsiderate that they park at places they shouldn’t just so that they could enjoy a romantic view while upholding traffic.do you have your brains in your ass?park somewhere else (not on the side of a narrow road) and walk towards the lookout point lah!!

i read your email yuanwen.you’ll have  your plush bear soon.ehehehehe.by the way,wedding dresses are supposed to be white!happy valentine’s day!!

the boy who is able to celebrate a huge festivity due to one half of his cultural upbringing

to those who bugged me about not updating my blog,i said i was returning after chinese new year!!if you are smart enough,you would know that there are 15 days before chinese new year officially ends.technically,i’m only 3 days late.

anyway,i celeberated chinese new year in sitiawan this year.i did not get the expensive tickets back to my mum’s hometown which is located at East Malaysia and accessible only by aircrafts (although a ferry would do but it is NOT a sensible choice).here are the things i did during chinese new year

chinese new year eve

i had reunion dinner at home.haha.its very weird when my family actually sat down at the dining area and eat.usually,i’ll eat and finish first followed by other family members.i guess that’s what reunion dinners are for.later,i went over to chianwoon’s house at 10pm.i fetched arronan with me.at about 10.30pm,ang proposed a notion to meet with azizi TNB.haha.i haven’t seen him in a year so i decided to pay him a visit.but as we made our move,yvonne scolded us in chinese.i couldn’t get what she was saying but i certainly can feel her displeasure from the tone of her voice.anyway,spent a good 20 minutes at his house before sending arronan home.reached home around 11.15pm.yes,i went home early to hit the sack so that i could have sufficient energy for the ipoh trip my mum suggested the next day.however…….

first day of chinese new year

…THE TRIP WAS CANCELLED!!!!!wah.i was so pissed when i found out the next morning.i was really really really REALLY looking forward to the ipoh trip.it was so unfair.i went home early,i slept early,i woke up early but i didn’t get to go to ipoh.mum knew about my displeasure (i think it was etched on my face) so she made up for it by bringing me to fullpann for dinner.hahaha.i prefer capri though but hey,beggars can’t be choosers.there i met joanne ho,my tadika girlfriend (sort of…hehehe) and her family of course.haha.she was my best friend in tadika.even my dad remembers her name!!haha.when my dad remembers one of my friends,he/she must have made quite an impression.so far,he could only remember ang,justin,arronan,ramanan,glenn,chiaching,yihan and erm,the list ends there.haha.sadly,joanne and i grew further apart (guess its my fault).anyway,my mum’s treat of redemption doesn’t end there….

second day of chinese new year

i started off the sunny,beautiful day with……

 A NEW PAIR OF SANDALS!!!woot.haha.yeah yeah yeah.an amazing pair of footwear that was bought when the day was still young.i forgot what was the model of the sandals though.it was something like weatherwalker 4 or something.haha.who cares.i’ll just rename it as magic sandals 3 in line with my other magical footwear.my first pair of sandals lasted me a good 2 years before succumbing to the harsh wear and tear inflicted by my big feet.my second pair which costs rm10 more outdid itself by lasting 3 years!even the longest serving magic shoes i have is in its third year (its because i barely wear them).since my new sandals cost me more than double the price of the previous pair,i hope it will last more than double the time,which is more than 6years.

isn’t it a beauty???turns out that daryl and supposedly kennyhar has the exact same pair!!great minds think alike!

with a brand new pair of sandals,i made my way to jiayo’s house.it was surprising that her dad knew me.that’s because i’m sure that i have never met him prior to her daughter’s invitation to the organised gathering.he even served me tea.j-cyn wore a skirt that day.really surprising.when i asked whether the skirt was her mum’s,she gave me her stern (albeit not that intimidating) look and said “ITS MINE!!!”.haha.sorry???

anyway,after a quick lunch,we went to hanshin’s house.yeah.i had a mini crush on her but that was a long time ago.hohoho.it was so cosy that you can practically sleep there.the weather was sleep-inducing too.it was raining heavily.i notice daryl dozing off for a few minutes.that was before……BLACK JACK!!!

hehe.daryl looking to win big.he was at first.hoesiang was the unfortunate one to be the banker.he was giving out money like an ATM

haha.chiaching getting all hyped up.i got a small gain from gambling there.with a rm3,i made a profit of rm5.woot.but the biggest winner of was hoesiang.he made a profit of rm150++.the reason for his big win?aunties who bet big!

haha.valentine’s day is this saturday alan!!!go for it!!!

then we went over to yuanwen’s house.she has a nice backyard.

we continued blackjack.i quit when i lost the rm5 that i have won.hehe.gambling was so stressful.

that’s why its best to have your own OSIM human masseuse!haha.she has great hands you know.its sad how she could not massage me harder.

later that night,i went over to chooiping’s house.it turns out we were gonna celebrate her birthday that night.had cake and played with firecrackers.

gosh.i’m fatter.need to shed the fats A.S.A.P.hahaha,we didn’t get to set off the rocket because chooiping’s dad said it was dangerous.hahaha.we had fun especially yuanwen.she never played firecrackers before.hahaha.somehow hanshin looks very attractive when playing with firecrackers.hmmmmm

third night of chinese new year

we went over to weijian’s house.

weijian is a very generous man.he gave me rm5 after 4 rounds of gambling.woot.i stopped after winning rm5.i don’t gamble much.hehehe.anyway,i decided to play “slap dai dee” with chiaching,daryl and yvonne.its “cho dai dee” with a twist really.the winner gets to slap the loser.2 cards=1 slap.”dai dee” was never my forte.as a result,i got 3 slaps from chiaching,1 tender-loving pat on the cheek by yvonne,and 7 heavy ones from daryl.total slaps received=14! total slaps given=4.haha.not bad.i won and got the chance to slap daryl. “slap him hard…don’t give face…you’ll regret!!” chiaching told me that it would be a mistake for not slapping daryl full force.i was overcome with guilt when i slapped daryl.when he slapped me,i know why i shouldn’t have held back.7 heavy,monstrous blows.they were like punches.serious.his hands were big.chiaching’s slaps were not as painful as daryl’s,but they lingered on for a very long time.guess it’s because of his long,thin fingers.i wondered how my slaps feel.hmmm.anyway,we covered our ears when we received the slaps.it’s to ensure that we don’t damage our eardrums and go deaf.think twice before slapping someone.

the night was still young as we entered the……

fourth day of chinese new year

i followed chiaching’s car to mcd.it was the most hillarious car ride i’ve sat on.its amazing how alcohol really affects the brain.alan was saying stuff that only a drunk alan can cay.its too explicit to be written down here.if you wanna know what he said,just get him drunk and most probably you’ll get the same thing i got.

chicken prosperity burger was not bad,but not good either,rm16++ for a combo is really expensive but when i got twister fries,i ain’t complaining.hahaha.next,we went to titi panjang to play snooker.well,they played snooker.alan,chiaching and i went to sing karaoke.rm1.50 for a song.it was not a bad price.after paying for 7 songs,we went into the room only to be joined by ian,ang and eventually the rest of the gang minutes into our first song, mambo no 5.i now know why people sing karaoke.it was a stress reliever.we had so much fun singing songs like YMCA,mamma mia,you give love a bad name,country road among others.then we paid for more songs.we even sang songs from weijian’s favourite band,the backsidestreet boys.hahaha,truth to be told,every boy dreamt about being a backstreet boy when they were younger.that is until they reach their teens where their taste evolved into something more like coldplay,foo fighters,kanye west,alicia keys,john legend just to name a few.it was fun being a backstreet boy!!!anyway,i just let my friends know that i’m a terrible singer.frankly,i knew this day would come and i don’t care!!!

the day (night actually) was not over yet.i reached home at 3-ish.slept and woke up at 3.40-ish to gastric attack.wtf.damn painful.i couldn’t sleep and i finally gave in to the pain,seeking help from mum to send me to a 24 hour clinic.i was charged rm 65 for a bottle of milk of magnesia (rm2 at megan kong’s mum’s pharmacy),9 orange tablets (rm2 for 12 tablets at a local pharmacy),5 white tablets (price unknown) and a jab at my right cheek (waist down).the jab was more painful that a shot in the arm.time i slept=7am.

then i woke up at 11am.took my bath and breakfast and went for an avatar-and-dexter-receiving,ego-boosting trip over to yuanwen’s.we talked for a short while before i’m off to home.i then hit the sack again.

woke up in time to go to yuki’s place for CNY gathering.she was having a barbeque.i only had fried meehoon because i’m supposed to avoid oily and spicy food.we then played electric current.yvonne tried to get the boys to play “slap dai dee” but no one was willing.she was trying to convince people to play.i’m not sure but it seems like she likes to see men in pain.S&M fan maybe???ouch.haha.then i found out that another person knew who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.since she knows,i’m assuming that her friend knows as well.total number of people who knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar=6-ish (it could be 7 depending whether the 7th one is sure or not).too many people know who stole the cookies.guess i have to erase them one by one starting with a certain yellow bear who wears a tight red shirt.just kidding.frankly,it does not really matter if everyone knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.on that note,it is still inappropriate for those who know to spread the news.if word leaks out,i’m coming for your head yellow bear!

chinese new year celebration in KL

haha.i only went to two houses to celebrate.

jueanne’s birthday was on the 2nd of february.her mum invited us for her surprise party.i made her a birthday card.as you can see,my artwork is atrocious.haha.we played cards and had a slice of suchan cake.the cake was fantastic.a few days later went over to yiwen’s house.haha.more gambling ensued and i lost rm15!!!that was my modal.lost it completely.haha.on a plus point,a girl taught me how to view upskirts.i’m so not kidding you!!!!

hahahaha.CNY to me,is just another event to bring friends and family together.many youngsters today care about the drinking,the gambling,the girls in sexy clothes and not to forget the red packets.they have lost sight on what’s really important about CNY.culture.tradition.family.fellowship.bonding.fun.

most chinese (and indians) drink during CNY.get a designated driver.please…..

don’t drink and drive!

the boy who is forced to take a break

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autobots:

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the boy who thinks that the world is orbitting the sun a little bit too fast

is it just me or time flew really fast.the final day of 2008 (as of today)  and tomorrow will be a brand new year,brand new beginning and a brand new chapter in my life.

a lot has happened this year.friends took different paths to achieve their goals.some of their paths crossed and some seemed like a twisted,neverending road with no visible junctions in sight (like mine).

i made new friends along the way.some as acquaintances,some as good friends (i hope).

i never achieved any of my resolutions made at the start of the year.guess i shouldn’t have made resolutions.instead,i should make goals throughout the year.

i let my hair grow.some liked it,some disliked it.SHE likes it.then i shaved my head.some liked it,some disliked it.SHE had no comment.

i had regrets (who doesn’t).from decisions that should have been made when the sun has not risen,and those that should have been made ages before i left.things would have been different if  i took the risks.alas,i’m just a indecisive fool  not willing to take chances.it’s time to look for new ones.

my facial hair is a disgrace.no matter how long i left it to grow,it still can’t grow decently.my hands are no longer as smooth as they used to be.time to apply lotion.

i lost weight.gained.lost.build.gained.lost.lost.lost.smaller in size now.

i’ve waited for the plane but it crashed before it could land.i missed another flight as i was waiting for the earlier-mentioned plane.i wanted to board another plane but there were no tickets.i’m still stuck at the airport.alone.

i finally worn my sandals out.going to buy new ones.currently in flip-flops.

i gained a new skill.lost my shooting touch.still can’t dribble well with my left hand.hangtime is longer than before although there’s not much elevation.i now have ‘the floater’.

i’ve become fairer.no help from whitening creams.just grew fairer naturally.

still short.haven’t grown in height.but grown in stature =p

controlled my swearing self.became more polite.reserved.rarely hyper.but still immature.

my chinese is still of primary 1 standard.my cantonese is hopeless.my tamil…………my BM has deteriorated.my english is not as it used to be.

coldplay rocks.keane’s good.just discovered james morisson.sang to all james blunt’s songs.shaking my head to kanye west.relaxed to john legend.think things through with alicia keys.

i’ve changed.SHE has changed.YOU have changed.i don’t know YOU anymore.a new vase for a new plant?i liked the previous flower better.or maybe i missed out on the growing plant………a new trim job as an excuse for a new vase??

this song’s for YOU……..

She got out of town
On a railway New York bound
Took all except my name
Another alien on Broadway
There’s some things in this world
You just can’t change
Somethings you can’t see
Until it gets too late
Baby, baby, baby
When all your love is gone
Who will save me
From all I’m up against out in this world
Maybe, maybe, maybe
You’ll find something
That’s enough to keep you
But if the bright lights don’t receive you
You should turn yourself around
And come on home
I got a hole in me now
Yeah,I got a scar I can talk about
She keeps a picture of me
In her apartment in the city
Some things in this world
Man, they don’t make sense
Some things you don’t need
Until they leave you
And they’re things that you miss
Baby, baby, baby
When all your love is gone
Who will save me
From all I’m up against out in this world
Maybe, maybe, maybe
You’ll find something
That’s enough to keep you
But if the bright lights don’t receive you
You should turn yourself around
And come on home
Let that city take you in, come on home
Let that city spit you out, come on home
Let that city take you down, yeah
God’s sake turn around
Baby, baby, baby
When all your love is gone
Who will save me
From all I’m up against in this world
Maybe, maybe, maybe
You’ll find something
That’s enough to keep you
But if the bright lights don’t receive you
You should turn yourself around
And come on home
Come on home
Baby, baby, baby
Come on home
Yeah, come on home
Yeah, come on home

matchbox 20-bright lights.fantastic song

i’m looking forward to my last year as a teenager.i haven’t done anything that i can best remember about my teenage life so far.what ever happened to the proposal of hiking up to Genting Highlands?

my hopes for 2009

• a healthier year for family,friends and me
• a death free 2009
• an uncle cured of cancer
• a dad cured of whatever he’s having
• klang bak ku teh
• transformers 2:revenge of the fallen
• terminator salvation
• sunsilk modelling contract..ehehehehe
• the end of the economic recession
• the end to PAS’s idiotic political stands
• the end of Arsenal’s barren trophy spell
• bigger build
• firmer butt
• an end to my mum’s views on my blog
• moving on to bigger things

happy new year!!!!!

the boy who underwent self-inflicted mental torture (again) and steps he took to dampen the effect

my mum trapped me at home every night.i have a curfew.sigh.my holidays are not going as well as i have planned.i only met some of my friends after a WEEK back in sitiawan.argh!stupid final exams in january!damn you!holidays lost its holiness when you spent majority of it studying

anyway,here’s what i did to relieve stress

i went bowling

haha.weijian,junbiao,jacob,tizebin and i went for bowling at our local bowling alley.it’s funny how they woke up early just to play bowling.however,it made lots of sense.early birds get rm2.50 a game.i went once and finished 2nd twice in 5 games.not bad eh!

i went for snooker

i went for snooker at SRC (Sitiawan Recreational Club).i didn’t know sitiawan actually has such a cool place.wow.after 17 years of living in sitiawan,i had never stepped in there before.when i did step in,it was for badminton and snooker.we actually have to get the balls from the bar.what do you know?you have to wear long pants and covered shoes to enter.haha.we are all in shorts and flip-flops (well,i was the only one with flip-flops…the rest were with slippers) so when we entered the bar,some old farts were making a ruckus.

old man1:wei….look at them…they are wearing slippers…cannot cannot!!!

oldman2:yeah yeah…they wearing shorts…what is this???

oldman3:don’t worry, they are here for the balls…they are playing snooker upstairs.

yeah old farts!we are going upstairs.why are you feeling violated?you’ve already violated it with the cigarettes and alcohol.just shut up and drink as well as smoke your way to a shorter life.

weijian in action.i suck at this game.i was practically ‘santa claus’.i was giving away points because of the many fouls i’ve made

the score since the beginning and throughout the  first game…..

the score at the end of the first game.ehehehe.not bad.anyway,i had a healthy lead of 16 during the second game (no kidding) but ended up with 0 at the end.i’m no good at this.

celebrated the winter solstice fesitval

mmmmm.tangyuan in the making.haha.these dough will be rolled into balls and fed to me!!ahahahah.me!!! (i’m a greedy pig).

it was supposed to be a family affair but my mum chased me out of the kitchen.the other lady is my neighbour/hairstylist.she asked me to show me my girlfriend’s picture.i told her i never had one.gosh.people think that when you study in KL you should get a girlfriend.it’s not easy when you’re vertically challenged ok!

anyway,legend has it that if you collect 7 balls,the sky will go dark and a magical dragon will appear before you and grant you 3 wishes.once granted,the 7 balls will be scattered across the world.what do you know?i have the 7 balls!!!

the sky did turned dark alright,only for it to rain.no dragon.no wish granted.sigh.if i had three wishes they would be:

1. grow taller till my height reaches at least 180cm

2.have enough money for my education

3.for it to snow in malaysia during my birthday.ahahahahah

sadly;instead of getting three wishes granted,i became a mythbuster.sigh.

let a girl do whatever she wants with my hair using hair wax and temporary hair dyes

well,it was amazing that my hair could be transformed into something like this since it was short.good job shuwai.haha.why on earth did i sit at a table where i was the only guy at aoife’s birthday party?so i had to be kambing korban.at first when shuwai applied wax on my head it was kinda relaxing.from that point onwards i was wishing that she could apply wax/shampoo on my hair daily.that is until she pulled my hair to give it a spiky look.it was so painful.credit should be given to her though.my hair looks good at the back but not at the front (to me la….i felt i looked like hoe siang…no offense shuwai!!!).

hehe.like i said,my hair was short and thin.after the spikes are made,you can clearly see my scalp.

my hair was like a KH project,sprayed in different colours.

ate roti canai milo

ahahaha.roti canai milo was interesting.i knew the existence from guangshi.she had it in klang.i never heard about it in sitiawan so i decided to give it a shot.haha.the result:sweet and must be eaten when its hot.or else it’ll  get stuck between your teeth.

got a present for christmas

haha.i got a present for christmas.it means that i’m a good boy.naughty children don’t get presents.just ask jueanne or ang.even jacob didn’t get one.hahahahha.

hahaha.by the way,i discovered that i get panic attacks easily.like when my dad didn’t reach home even when its past midnight (he usually reaches latest by 11pm),i panicked and imagined him being involved in an accident or worse.the problem of having an active imagination is that you can’t really control the thoughts in your head when a situation is given to you.so i need to be distracted from those horrid thoughts or being reassured and comforted.thank you shehulk!this means that my girlfriend must stay calm and reassure/comfort/distract me when i’m having a panic attack.i’m very good at scaring myself.hahaha.so,that requirement goes down with other BASIC qualities in the list to become a potential girlfriend of mine

1. long hair (at least shoulder length)
2. nice eyes
3. witty
4. talks in english most of the time
5. can engage in intelligent conversation (i don’t want to talk crap most of the time)
6. mature (so that it’ll rub off on me)

haha.any potential suitors?ehehehehe